| Number | The Play |
| Watch out for that roofy! | |
| Move over Robin Williams... slutty sorority in need. | |
| Involves making a fake website for a fictitious person | |
| Secret Space Agency | |
| A bass player with expensive extensions | |
| Better have access to the Empire State building. | |
| 'I got left at the altar' | |
| Think Aladdin... 'only if you rub it hard enough' | |
| The Jacques Cousteau pickup | |