Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have time to poison us all!

S'up Figgy?

Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.

Oh, you're changing Muggle money. Molly, look!

Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on?

You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny, he's got style...

The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.

Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.

Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn't know Dumbledore?

Am I a professor? Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?

No, Arthur, no!

You are nearly there. Very close. We are... so proud of you.

Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?

I'll join you when hell freezes over.

You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out. There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you.

We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.

Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!

You don't know what I'm capable of, you don't know what I've done!

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them.

Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune.

Harry Potter- our new celebrity.

It's good, isn't it? I wanted to have it chewing up a serpent to represent Slytherin, you know, but there wasn't time. Anyway...good luck, Ronald!

It unscrews the other way.