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| Gee let me ... | |
| Yes Satan? Oh I'm sorry sir... | |
| Hungry little fella?.... | |
| If I'd been drinking out of the toilet... | |
| Laces... | |
| If i'm not back in 5 minutes... | |
| I saw the guys room. Cozy, if you're... | |
| Hey maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still... | |
| Hi I'm looking for Ray Finkle,... | |
| I'm in psychoville and Finkle's... | |
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| Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to... | |
| I don't smoke... | |
| Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction... | |
| Well, why don't you cry about it.... | |
| For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor... | |
| Go ahead,... | |
| Alrighty... | |
| its a high performance machine so I had to... | |
| I have exorcised the demon ... | |
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