| The Commercial | The Person/People | The Line |
| Two rivals discuss hats, one tries the others on, a mascot gets heart broken | |
| This star has his seat stolen by a sportscenter anchor | |
| This athlete takes up a job as a receptionist at espn | |
| One if by land, two if by sea is adapted to signal whether or not this athlete returns | |
| Kenny Mayne is trying to describe this guys speed | |
| This athlete powers the espn offices with his bike | |
| An anchor is going through a slump and this star helps him by watching tape | |
| A traffic jams occurs when this athlete drives to work | |
| | The Commercial | The Person/People | The Line |
| This athlete brainstroms new victory dances | |
| Scott Van Pelt discusses nicknames with 'All Day' | |
| A couple anchors watch this 'player being player' read the paper | |
| This athlete has trouble sorting through mail | |
| The great one makes some changes at espn | |
| These two stars go through rookie camp | |
| This trio gets razzed by a couple anchors for matching | |
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