| Quote | Person | Book |
| 'I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.' | |
| 'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through...' | |
| 'I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...' | |
| 'Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?' | |
| 'There you go, Harry, you weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!' | |
| 'Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!' | |
| 'Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.' | |
| 'We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.' | |
| 'Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?' | |
| 'Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.' | |
| “For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glar | |
| 'Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.' | |
| 'We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat! | |
| 'Malfoy's got detention! I could sing.' | |
| 'By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.' | |
| 'NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!' | |
| 'Harry Potter - Our new celebrity.' | |
| | Quote | Person | Book |
| 'Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — 'bring me in' b | |
| 'I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.' | |
| 'What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does.' | |
| 'Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.' | |
| 'If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about.' | |
| 'I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends.' | |
| 'Really, what has got into you all today? Not that it matters, but that's the first time my transformation's not got applause from a class.' | |
| 'S'up Figgy?' | |
| 'Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared m | |
| 'You couldn't find two people who are less like us. And they've got this son - I saw him kicking his mother all the way up the street, screaming for sweets. Harry Potter come and l | |
| 'But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle money. Molly, look!' | |
| 'Wandering around at midnight, ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.' | |
| 'I'm about to become the youngest ever Minister of Magic, I am.' | |
| 'There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them.' | |
| 'I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid.' | |
| 'The thing about growing up with Fred and George,is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.' | |
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