| Quote | Person who said it | Chapter # |
| 'I don't think you're a waste of space' | |
| 'I dunno, thoughI think I'm still better looking.' | |
| 'You see I'm holey. Holey...' | |
| 'Well, none of us really fancy it Harry. Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.' | |
| 'Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?' | |
| 'You are an unusual wizard, Harry Potter.' | |
| 'No Luna can show him' | |
| 'We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!' | |
| 'NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!' | |