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Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have
IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S SAGGY LEFT----
I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry
Anyone can speak troll. All you have to do is point and grunt!
'A study of Hogwarts prefects and their later careers'. Blimey that sounds fascinating
Then why does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written on the front cover?
The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, everyone knows that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark magic and gum disease
I must have missed it. However, due to a lucky mistake I arrived at the Ministry three hours early, so no harm done
Blimey--a baby!
Interesting theory. Has anyone ever tried sticking a sword through Voldemort? Maybe someone at the Ministry should get on that.
Where's the cannon!
We believe that the dementors are currently taking direction from lord---thingy
There's no need to call me 'sir', professor
Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe
Oh, of course! I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library
Year, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head
Dementy-whatzits
Enchantingly nasty. I particularly enjoyed your description of me as an obsolete dingbat
Yeah, get out of the way! Harry's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant
Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?
Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?
You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?
I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher, who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron
You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life, he's going to kill you!
You're dead Potter!
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You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in
I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five whole days.
Wow, I wonder what it'd be like, having a difficult life
You are the most insensitive old wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet
What would your head have been doing in Hogsmeade, Potter? Your head is not allowed in Hogsmeade. In fact, no part of your body has permission to be in Hogsmeade
I thought the egg sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git
I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs
He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo
His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother. Does that sound normal to you?
Don't put your wand there, boy! Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick
Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --
This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this
Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy
Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest
I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness
You can't give a dementor the old one-two
That'll change the world, that report will. Front page of the Daily Prophet, I expect, cauldron leaks.
Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward
Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs
You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out. There might be a couple people 50 miles away who didn't hear you
I was watching him take the exam. His nose was touching the parchment.There'll be great grease marks all over it, they won't be able to read a word
Yeah, once the wedding's over, we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes....It'll be like a holiday, won't it?

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