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| Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours... | |
| Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All of the fod groups are represented. Did your mom... | |
| When you grow up... | |
| Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up. If he gets up, we'll all get up... | |
| Does Barry Manilow know... | |
| You keep eating you're hand and you're not gonna be... | |
| WHY IS THAT- | |
| You're an idiot anyway. But if you say that you get along with your parents, well, then... | |
| So it's sorta social... | |
| When I was a kid, I wanted to be... | |
| Claire. It's a... | |
| Did you work for the money to... | |
| Yo, wastoid! You're not gonna... | |
| Does he slip you... | |
| Could you describe... | |
| I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is... | |
| Remeber how you said that your parents use you to get back at each other? Well, wouldn't I be... | |
| I'm not a nymphomaniac... | |
| That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were... | |
| You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner ****in' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said... | |
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| I taped... | |
| What do you care what i think anyway? I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I might as well... | |
| 'What if you're dope was on fire?' 'Impossible, sir.... | |
| Oh, obscene finger gestures from... | |
| Without lamps... | |
| I am the... | |
| You'd have to ride in the backseat because... | |
| Don't talk. Don't talk. It makes it... | |
| You're kind of sexy... | |
| ' What's your poison?' '...' | |
| YOU-ARE A... | |
| Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in.... | |
| 'Well, would you ind telling me how you know all this about me?' 'I... | |
| That's very clever, sir. But what... | |
| I'm a ****in idiot becuase.... | |
| Hey, homeboy. What do you say we close that door and we'll... | |
| You wanna see something funny? You go... | |
| Screws fall out all the time. The world... | |
| Keep your ****ing hands off me! I'd expect better manners from you... | |
| 'Why are you being so nice to me?' 'Because... | |
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