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'Well, yes but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it'll say natural causes.'
'We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!'
'Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?'
'Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.'
'I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working'
'Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!'
'You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. '
'And then your Mommy said, 'Just do it already!' which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. '
'Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?'
'I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.'
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'No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.'
'He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.'
'Look man you told my fiancee she needs to give me bloweys, in front of my whole family. Alright you owe me. '
'I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.'
'You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.'
'My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.'
'I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.'
'Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.'
'I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?'

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