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'I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?'
'I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.'
'Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?'
'Well, yes but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it'll say natural causes.'
'And then your Mommy said, 'Just do it already!' which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. '
'No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.'
'Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.'
'Look man you told my fiancee she needs to give me bloweys, in front of my whole family. Alright you owe me. '
'Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?'
'Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.'
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'You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. '
'He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.'
'I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.'
'Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!'
'My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.'
'You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.'
'I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.'
'We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!'
'I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working'

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