Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'A man provides.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'

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