Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'They found water on Mars.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Marie - Get out.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'A man provides.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'

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