Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'A man provides.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'They found water on Mars.'

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