Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'A man provides.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'

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