Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'They found water on Mars.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'A man provides.'

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