Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'A man provides.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'They found water on Mars.'

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