Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'A man provides.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'

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