Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'A man provides.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
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'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'They found water on Mars.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
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'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Bounce, little man.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'

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