Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'They found water on Mars.'
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' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'A man provides.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
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'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'My legs don't work that way.'

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