Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'A man provides.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'

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