Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Marie - Get out.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'A man provides.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'

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