Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
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'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'A man provides.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
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' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'

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