Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'A man provides.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'

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