Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'A man provides.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'

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