Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'A man provides.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'They found water on Mars.'

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