Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'A man provides.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'They found water on Mars.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'

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