Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'A man provides.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Marie - Get out.'

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