Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'A man provides.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'

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