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'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'A man provides.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'

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