Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'A man provides.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
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'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
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'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'

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