Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'A man provides.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'

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