Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
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' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'A man provides.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
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'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'

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