Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'A man provides.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'They found water on Mars.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'

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