Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'A man provides.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'

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