Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'A man provides.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'My legs don't work that way.'

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