Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Stay out of my territory.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'A man provides.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'

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