Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'A man provides.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'

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