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'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'A man provides.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'

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