Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'A man provides.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
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'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'They found water on Mars.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
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'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'

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