Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'A man provides.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
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'They found water on Mars.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
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'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'

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