Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'A man provides.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'

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