Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Marie - Get out.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'A man provides.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'

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