Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'A man provides.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'

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