Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'A man provides.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'

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