Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'A man provides.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'

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