Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'They found water on Mars.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'A man provides.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'

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