Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'A man provides.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'

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