Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'A man provides.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Bounce, little man.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'

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