Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'A man provides.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'

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