Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'A man provides.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'

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