Breaking Bad Quotes - Every Episode

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'When I went out this morning to get the newspaper I saw a pizza on our roof.'
'I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?'
'Wayfare 5-1-5 Albuquerque Center, roger.'
'Jesse, why? Why, in God's name, would I poison a child?'
'Oh, I lived in London for years, so yeah, this feels familiar.'
'Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?'
'We tried to poison you, because you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.'
'This is my advice, and you should take it: Sue your husband for divorce immediately.'
' Did Jesse really I mean, did he really squash that dude's head with an ATM machine?'
'Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man.'
'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies.'
'Last chance to look at me, Hector.'
'How about some of our tableside guacamole?'
'What the hell is wrong with you! We're a family!'
'There was no fugue state. I remember everything.'
'You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let's talk.'
'If I had just lived right up to that moment and not one second more that would have been perfect.'
'The day Brock was born, I swore I won't let what happened to Tomas, happen to my son.'
'We got there, there was so much blood, you could taste the metal.'
'Hey, baby. I got him. Dead to rights.'
'You know, he is- he is smarter than you, he is luckier than you.'
'I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail.'
'You know, I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed.'
'The agent's name is Hank Schrader. May his death satisfy you.'
'First things first, you're gonna put a dollar in my pocket, both of you.'
'Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?'
'Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.'
'You know, Walter sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.'
'Why? Because your boss is gonna need me.'
'And I'm assuming you don't have stevia? Never mind. I brought my own.'
' I promise you this- either we're all going home, or none of us are.'
'Catalytic hydrogenation - is it protic or aprotic? Because I forget.'
'Bounce, little man.'
'You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't.'
'Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?'
'Huell, you happy?' 'Reasonably.'
'They found water on Mars.'
'There's all these moves you have to learn, like the helicopter.'
'Stay out of my territory.'
'I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to my head before your greedy old ass came along...'
'Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.'
'What are you waiting for?' 'For the cancer to come back.'
'A man provides.'
'Skank, skank, skank ass skank!'
'Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good?'
'I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.'
'Todd, I think it's time I meet your uncle.'
'Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!'
'I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.'
'If I had to put it in a word I'd guess loyalty. Only maybe you got it for the wrong guy.'
'Three million dollars for three months of your time.'
'You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.'
'Yeah, bitch! Magnets!'
'You ever smoke anything else, Wendy? Sausages don't count.'
'My legs don't work that way.'
'When I input everything into the Quicken, nothing flashed red, so that's gotta mean it's okay, right?'
' I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.'
'You are not welcome here. The DEA is not welcome here.'
'Dude, play some Jethro Tull.'
'I'm just not the man I thought I was. I think I'm done as a cop.'
'Marie - Get out.'
'Uh, is Gustavo Fring your real name?'

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