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Things U Can't Touch Quiz
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Feb 23rd, 2011 at 03:45 GMT
This is just a funny quiz I thought of. It involves one of my favorite songs and I hope you enjoy it too. Also, please tell me if you think I should change the title to "Things U Can't Touch", or "Things You Can't Touch" or keep it with "Things U Can't Touch Said by M.C. Hammer"?
Feb 23rd, 2011 at 14:56 GMT
let em know that youre too much and this is a beat they cant touch...wait shouldnt that count too
Jun 21st, 2011 at 14:59 GMT
He told you, homeboy
Aug 7th, 2011 at 23:05 GMT
More time please :)
Aug 28th, 2011 at 21:47 GMT
got it with 1 minute left lol
Mar 2nd, 2013 at 15:52 GMT
Best one since 'Things Meat Loaf Would Do For Love'.
Mar 2nd, 2013 at 18:00 GMT
Except you. You can touch me.
Mar 3rd, 2013 at 01:48 GMT
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Mar 3rd, 2013 at 22:23 GMT
Mar 3rd, 2013 at 22:31 GMT
Mar 5th, 2013 at 01:35 GMT
Dah nah nah nah! Nah nah! Nah nah!
Mar 10th, 2013 at 01:39 GMT
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Mar 14th, 2013 at 22:48 GMT
The worst song ever
Game published: Apr 11th, 2013 at 15:00 GMT
Apr 11th, 2013 at 15:08 GMT
@LoveShack - clearly you haven't heard 'Friday' by Rebecca Black...
Apr 11th, 2013 at 15:29 GMT
Actually, if we're being technical, we can't touch THAT.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 15:36 GMT
Coincidentally, touching Hammer's "this" is exactly the "that" which Meatloaf won't do.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 16:02 GMT
You pressed "this," referring to "that." That is incorrect. The correct answer is "this." - Smokey the Bear
Apr 11th, 2013 at 16:22 GMT
love it. my my my
Apr 11th, 2013 at 16:34 GMT
This would be even funnier if there was 41 answers, and they were all 'this'. Or however many times he says it in the song. You type 'this' and BOOM.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 16:35 GMT
Did anyone else misspell "this" on their first try?
Apr 11th, 2013 at 17:13 GMT
"This" is a great quiz...it's a shame I can't touch it.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 17:40 GMT
Pretty sure this was just published so people would have a quiz to quickly replay as we approach the 1,000,000,000th...
Apr 11th, 2013 at 17:46 GMT
Best Quiz on Sporcle. #217 on AoE II 999 taunts. FYI.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 18:13 GMT
For whatever it's worth, I think the Meat Loaf one was hilarious, and I think this one is a little flat. I guess being there first counts for a LOT.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 18:26 GMT
What????? Not really sure how many ? to give this quiz. ?^n
Apr 11th, 2013 at 18:29 GMT
"You got ALL 1 answers correct" "All your base are belong to us"
Apr 11th, 2013 at 18:58 GMT
I would change the title to 'Things U Can't Touch'. If you don't get it with that spelling (without the artist being named for you) you don't deserve to get the answer right.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 19:02 GMT
Apr 11th, 2013 at 20:26 GMT
When I was younger, I had a recurring nightmare where MC Hammer would take things off my desk and say, "You can't touch this!" while I pleaded with him, "Why can't I touch it? It's mine!!" So this quiz brought back some traumatizing memories, but I guess I'll give you five globes.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 21:05 GMT
Apr 11th, 2013 at 22:22 GMT
Hooby: "This" is a beat they can't touch. That's what the this is.
Apr 11th, 2013 at 23:24 GMT
Apr 11th, 2013 at 23:28 GMT
This is all wrong! I can touch the "this" that the song specifically states that you can't touch!
Apr 12th, 2013 at 01:01 GMT
This was probably THE toughest quiz I have ever taken on Sporcle! Haha just kidding.
Apr 12th, 2013 at 01:14 GMT
Apr 12th, 2013 at 01:30 GMT
laughing so hard!
Apr 12th, 2013 at 01:50 GMT
I can't believe this has 100% correct. I mean I know it's not exactly the most difficult quiz on Sporcle... but there's always one. Not this time.
Apr 12th, 2013 at 02:55 GMT
Apr 12th, 2013 at 03:39 GMT
took me longer to read the comments than to answer the quiz.... lol
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