| This is the real Quiz | Answer - Always the same |
| Who sang 'in the summer time'? | |
| Who does David think the communist leader of Cuba is? | |
| What piece of stationary equipment does Dawn get 'sacked' for, after allegedly stealing? | |
| How long has David had his ear pierced for? | |
| How long does David think it could take Tim to reach the hotseat? | |
| What nickname have the office given to David? | |
| What is the name of David Brent's dog? | |
| The office quiz is set to start at 7, but what time are Tim's birthday drinks? | |
| What 'affectionate' nickname has David given to Malcolm? | |
| Which part of the female anatomy does David not want banded around the office willy nilly? | |
| Which feature of the Ogg-Monster's body has been an Astigmatism since birth? | |
| What song does David does choose to close his inspirational speach with? | |
| How often does Chris Finch read a book? | |
| When introducing Ricky to his accounts team/team members, what does David describe them as? | |
| According to Simon (the computer technician) Bruce Lee has faked his own death to infiltrate which crime syndicate/gang? | |
| What is the name of the political reggae number/song which David tells us about, but does not actually sing? | |
| What is the make/brand of David's new brown leather jacket? | |
| Which word does David nooooooo like hearing? He will however need to talk about it sooner or later | |
| What is the name of the special filing cabinet that David insists all faxes from head office be kept? | |
| We all know the mantra 'live fast die young', but what mantra does David believe in? | |
| Which day does David lose his job on? | |
| How many 'gold runs' does David claim to normally get whilst watching Blockbusters? | |
| Who does David refer to as 'doing a great Ali G impression', when he mistakingly approaches Raj? | |
| When Ricky leaves, and the Office haven't bought him a leaving present, what is the name of the person David refers to as having received a great leaving present? | |
| Which sportstar forwarded the 'book of collective meditations' which David always keeps with him? | |
| According to the song, which animal 'guards the gates of hell'? | |