| Joke | Punch Line |
| How do you fix a broken jack-o-lanturn? | |
| Whats red and smells like blue paint? | |
| Whats brown and sticky? | |
| What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? | |
| What did one banana say to the other? | |
| What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? | |
| What is the best time to go to the dentist? | |
| | Joke | Punch Line |
| You want to hear a dirty joke? | |
| You wanna hear a clean joke? | |
| why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? | |
| Whats black white and red all over? | |
| How does an archeologist say 'eat'? | |
| What has Two banks but no money? | |
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