| Quote | Missing Word | Character |
| Here's to ____, the cause of--and solution to--all life's problems. | |
| Me fail ____? That's unpossible. | |
| Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the ____. | |
| If a cow ever got the chance, he'd ____ you and everyone you care about! | |
| Save me, ____! | |
| Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in ____ condition. | |
| Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never ____. | |
| Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a ____ Mexico? | |
| ____. Is there anything they can't do? | |
| No, they're saying '____.' | |
| I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never ____. | |
| I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many ____ children. | |
| It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to ____. | |
| According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... ____!? Who's been screwing with this thing? | |
| I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, ____. | |
| ____ means flammable? What a country! | |
| I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as ____. | |
| I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and ____. | |
| Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his ____. | |
| Dear Mr. President, There are too many ____ nowadays. Please, eliminate three. | |