| Quote | Movie | Character |
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| “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.” | |
| 'Toga!, Toga!' | |
| “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” | |
| “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” | |
| “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!” | |
| 'Don't Worry. We can walk to the curb from here.' | |
| 'Plastics' | |
| “Who’s on First?” | |
| “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” | |
| “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!” | |
| 'No Tongues' | |
| 'The Phooey has just referred to the Jewish people.' | |
| 'Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. ' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Character |
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| 'How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right? ' | |
| 'Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public hig | |
| 'Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.' | |
| 'Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold! ' | |
| 'I know him. He'll kill himself just to spite me. Then his ghost will come back, following me around the apartment, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning, haunting and clean | |
| Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did | |
| 'I smell a Water hole!' | |
| 'Plus I'll probably have to give my parents less money. It'll kill my father. He's not gonna be able to get as good a seat in the synagogue. He'll be in the back, away from God, fa | |
| 'I'll have what she's having.' | |
| 'You Slut' | |
| 'Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? ' | |
| 'A wed wose. How womantic' | |
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