| Battle Description | Tank Name |
| Hero of Slimenia. | |
| Unbillievable! | |
| A real hare razer. | |
| Golly gosh! | |
| Look what the cat dragged in. | |
| Size isn't everything. | |
| Its bark's worse than its bite. | |
| Not too weak. | |
| Hacks 'R' Us. | |
| It'll blow your mind. | |
| Doesn't fight pharaoh. | |
| Quack with a vengeance. | |
| Snail of the century. | |
| The revolution is coming! Wee! | |
| | Battle Description | Tank Name |
| It's all gone prong. | |
| Needle-less destruction. | |
| Atomimic firepower. | |
| Better the devil you mow. | |
| Sluggin' it to ya. | |
| Mostly charmless. | |
| By fair means or foul. | |
| It never forgets. | |
| Hail to all slime knights! | |
| No laughing matter. | |
| Enter the Hooly guns. | |
| You Bo, Girl! | |
| Anti-hero of Slimenia. | |
| A fusion of the Schleiman and the Scwarzman. | |
| The Dark One, piloted by Don Clawleone. | |
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