That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think?
Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.
Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.
That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch.
It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that? All's I'm sayin' is that I want to be treated like a human being!
A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
Hey Ray, wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks?
Feed on what you will. Rats, chickens, poodles, I'll leave you to it and watch you come around. But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable.
My team is dead! They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone.
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you.
Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this naughty sauce you want fast.
There hasn't been a murder in six years. The system, it is perfect.
I know why you don't talk. Because you're angry. You're angry because they make you wear a dress.
I'm a soldier, I serve my country. But this is not my country. I was lying out there bleeding to death, thinking, if I die now, I leave nothing to my children but shame.
Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices.