I'm one tough gazookas that hates all palookas that ain't on the up and square. I biffs 'em and buffs 'em and always out-roughs 'em and none of 'em gets nowhere.

Mr. Nixon it is rumored that you have smoked marijuana. Are you planning to take some of the marijuana home back to the United States? How would you do that?

Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you.

Only at times, the curtain of the pupils lifts, quietly - . An image enters in, rushes down through the tensed, arrested muscles, plunges into the heart and is gone.

You're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs.

Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

Oh look, we're being attacked by a crossword puzzle.

Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting.

I'm sorry, okay?... Twenty-six years buried in the deepest darkest jungle, and I still became my father.

And I thought, 'what the hell, let's try it once with a woman and see what those straight guys are raving about.'

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.

You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

A whole human life is just a heartbeat here in Heaven. Then we'll all be together forever.

According to The Oxford English Dictionary, the word 'snapshot' was originally a hunting term.

Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?