No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.

Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.

We got no food, no jobs... our pets' heads are falling off!

For if knowledge is power, then a God am I ! Was that over the top? I can never tell.

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!

Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lime.

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. There are buses outside.

Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself.

They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I'm speaking in rhyme!

Why did you toss the 'blue heart of the ocean' jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door?

Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?

Children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one. I do know that they are an important part of the ecosystem.

We're all just cavemen, Trying to protect our little patch of land. Well now I've got a club, and I'm gonna take what I need.

Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!

I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!