The governor of Louisiana gave me this card. Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights, corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana.

But, Mrs. Mulwray, I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think you're hiding something.

They were giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman that takes me on is gonna light up like a pinball machine!

Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

I'll tell you, Aurora. I don't know what it is about you, but you do bring out the devil in me.

I met her in a church. I knew she was the woman for me. She'd organized the scam in Vegas. I go looking for the bad guy and it turns out to be my woman, can you imagine this?

You think God knew what he was doing when he created women? I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of his minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods?

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

You want answers? You can't handle the truth!

Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.

But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

Once I am dead and everyone who knew me dies too, it will be as though I never existed. What difference has my life made to anyone? None that I can think of.

Just go over there and repeat the following verbatim: 'I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants.'

When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

I'm dating your daughter, Marin. She invited me here for the weekend. She is in her room right now changing. Now who would have thought that would be the worst news?