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Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel ...
Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
I don't want anyone to think we're robosexual or anything, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
Look, I have to go identify our dead father's body. I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!
Now you have a nice poster of Malcolm X on your wall. I heard the brother speak. I read every word he wrote. Believe me, I know where I come from!
Do you guys ever think of anything besides pizza?
Many millions of years ago, on the planet Cybertron, life existed. But, not life as we know it today.
This is my house, that is my dishwasher, and I will rewire it if I want to.
Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in 'Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat' to a boy in a wheelchair?
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a **** does for money... or cocaine!
You got nothing. Square one. But you know the business and I know the chemistry. I'm thinking... maybe you and I could partner up.
When convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?
I'm taking the class as an easy credit. I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
The medical interns are having a Pac Man tournament. Apparently we're all twelve.
Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asians? Well, now I have a new favorite: Lebanese girls. Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.
Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold!
You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.
That was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, slice of cherry pie, and a cup of coffee. Damn good food. Diane, if you ever get up this way that cherry pie is worth a stop.
Yours is the greatest power of all. Because without a Heart to guide them, the other powers are useless. Through you the others will always be linked, no matter where they are.
Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos.
I mean, you can hate on me all you want but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off?
The candy people can't know about the zombies. If they knew, they would flip out!
I might not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
If Palmer gets hit, the first African American with a real shot at the White House, it'll tear this country apart.
Blow an opening? With what? Don't tell me you know how to make a bomb out of a stick of chewing gum.
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Feb 7th, 2013 at 04:36 GMT
Feb 7th, 2013 at 04:56 GMT
I've always wondered whether The Simpsons invented that line, or just popularised it... either way, I'm just glad I remembered it instead of having yet another brain fart.
Feb 7th, 2013 at 09:37 GMT
I sang that song as a kid long before the Simpsons came on the air, a show I may have watched three times in my life.
Feb 9th, 2013 at 01:26 GMT
No Spongebob! Oh well, still good quiz.
Feb 12th, 2013 at 03:18 GMT
I forgot the Simpsons sang that in the first episode, because there was another episode where Bart kidnaps Robert Goulet and forces him to sing in his treehouse casino, and Goulet sings it then. Either way, funny.
Game published: Feb 25th, 2013 at 04:00 GMT
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Feb 25th, 2013 at 04:30 GMT
So many cartoons. So tired of cartoons in these quizzes.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 05:09 GMT
I almost missed the Jersey Shore line because it is so ridiculous that I didn't think a real person would ever utter that line. Then I remembered what the people on that show are like...
Feb 25th, 2013 at 05:45 GMT
Captain Planet can sell it all he wants, but we all know the kid that ended up with the power of heart got the short straw.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 10:18 GMT
The Joker sings "Batman Smells" in an early episode Batman TAS, too. That threw me, even though Batman isn't here. I couldn't think of anything else!
Feb 25th, 2013 at 10:19 GMT
"Asian" in "half-asian" should be capitalized.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 11:19 GMT
That Friends quote is actually from Season 3, Episode 6: The One With the Flashback.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 12:49 GMT
Isn't it, "A trick is something a **** does for money... or candy!"?
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Feb 25th, 2013 at 13:45 GMT
Wtf...only 50% got South Park?
Feb 25th, 2013 at 14:01 GMT
GUYS what are you doing?! Freaks and Geeks should not be this low! Go watch now!
Feb 25th, 2013 at 14:15 GMT
Adventure Time is the best show on this quiz and it is in last place. What is this world coming to?
Feb 25th, 2013 at 14:28 GMT
@aloicious: Candy is the censored line.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 15:10 GMT
Every time a Sporcle TV quiz has the series 24 as an answer, the countdown clock should make "tink-
" noises, so we can say "Hurry, dammit, we're running out of time!"
Feb 25th, 2013 at 15:13 GMT
The "Scrubs" quote is actually from the second episode "My Mentor" right at the beginning.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 15:49 GMT
For the Arrested Development quote: it's "****" not "prostitute".
Feb 25th, 2013 at 16:31 GMT
@Evil_75 - no it isn't, not unless it's been changed since that comment.
Feb 25th, 2013 at 16:52 GMT
@smithy3311: I'm afraid you're mistaken. That's the line JD says right before we're introduced to Elliot for the first time, her very first line is, "I love Pac-Man."
Feb 25th, 2013 at 19:27 GMT
Who shot snot?
Feb 25th, 2013 at 22:43 GMT
@smithy3311: It was in the first episode. I just finished watching it.
Feb 26th, 2013 at 04:18 GMT
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i had it! this was a fun quiz because without even knowing the 'answers' you could just take your time and knock them off one by one to what made sense. i had 5 more but time ran out
Feb 26th, 2013 at 13:03 GMT
@Absentia Hell, no! Go look up 'Heart Is an Awesome Power' on TV Tropes and find the entry for Captain Planet (in the Western Animation section) then tell me that.
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Feb 26th, 2013 at 13:24 GMT
Most of these are "I-have-no-life-so-I've-seen-every-episode" shows.
Feb 26th, 2013 at 16:02 GMT
@ahamm/kekort2: Sporcle have changed the quote since I made the comment - it used to be the one after where JD tells the Janitor "There's nothing wrong with being a Janitor".
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