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Can you pick the TV shows that have these quotes in their very first episode?
Updated Feb 25, 2013
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50 Characters: 50 TV Quotes
Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel ...
Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
I don't want anyone to think we're robosexual or anything, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
Look, I have to go identify our dead father's body. I'm sorry you're having a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!
Now you have a nice poster of Malcolm X on your wall. I heard the brother speak. I read every word he wrote. Believe me, I know where I come from!
Do you guys ever think of anything besides pizza?
Many millions of years ago, on the planet Cybertron, life existed. But, not life as we know it today.
This is my house, that is my dishwasher, and I will rewire it if I want to.
Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in 'Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat' to a boy in a wheelchair?
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a **** does for money... or cocaine!
You got nothing. Square one. But you know the business and I know the chemistry. I'm thinking... maybe you and I could partner up.
When convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?
I'm taking the class as an easy credit. I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
The medical interns are having a Pac Man tournament. Apparently we're all twelve.
Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asians? Well, now I have a new favorite: Lebanese girls. Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.
Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold!
You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.
That was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, slice of cherry pie, and a cup of coffee. Damn good food. Diane, if you ever get up this way that cherry pie is worth a stop.
Yours is the greatest power of all. Because without a Heart to guide them, the other powers are useless. Through you the others will always be linked, no matter where they are.
Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos.
I mean, you can hate on me all you want but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off?
The candy people can't know about the zombies. If they knew, they would flip out!
I might not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
If Palmer gets hit, the first African American with a real shot at the White House, it'll tear this country apart.
Blow an opening? With what? Don't tell me you know how to make a bomb out of a stick of chewing gum.
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