| Quote | Character |
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| 'This is Damian, he's almost too gay to function' | |
| 'She asked me how to spell orange...' | |
| 'I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular...' | |
| 'Glenn Coco? Four for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!' | |
| 'And that's how Regina George died' | |
| 'Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles' | |
| 'I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man' | |
| 'Oh my God- Danny DeVito I love your work!' | |
| 'Theres a 30% chance that its already raining!' | |
| 'I can't go to Taco Bell! I'm on an all-carb diet! GOD Karen you're so stupid!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die...' | |
| 'Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?' | |
| 'Damn, Africa. What happened?' | |
| 'Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just offlimits to friends. I mean, that's just like the rules of feminism' | |
| 'Oh hi, did you wanna buy some drugs?' | |
| 'Its like I have ESPN or something, my breasts can tell when it's going to rain' | |
| 'My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk...' | |
| 'Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet?' | |
| 'Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang!' | |
| 'Make sure you check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks!' | |
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