| Quote | Source | Rank |
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| 'Never assume' | |
| 'What you see is what you get!' | |
| 'Holy_______, Batman!' | |
| 'Have you no sense of decency?' | |
| 'Hey HEY hey!' | |
| 'Don't make me angry...' | |
| 'Do you believe in miracles?' | |
| 'Elizabeth, I'm coming!' | |
| 'Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids' | |
| 'We've got a really big show!' | |
| 'Say good night, Gracie' | |
| 'I can't believe I ate the whole thing' | |
| 'Gee, Mrs. Cleaver...' | |
| 'Who loves you, baby?' | |
| 'Makin' whoopie' | |
| 'Heh heh' | |
| 'Up your nose with a rubber hose' | |
| 'Tell me what you don't like about yourself' | |
| 'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?' | |
| 'Schwing!' | |
| 'Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy' | |
| 'Let's be careful out there' | |
| 'Good night, John-Boy' | |
| 'Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!' | |
| 'I know nothing!' | |
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|---|
| 'Denny Crane' | |
| 'I'm Rick James, Bitch!' | |
| 'Bam!' | |
| 'Holy crap!' | |
| 'The tribe has spoken' | |
| 'Now cut that out!' | |
| 'You eeeediot!' | |
| 'Welcome to the O.C., bitch' | |
| 'The truth is out there' | |
| 'Just one more thing...' | |
| 'That's hot' | |
| 'Hey now!' | |
| 'I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV' | |
| 'Here it is, your moment of Zen' | |
| 'Mom always liked you best' | |
| 'Suit up!' | |
| 'Oh, my nose!' | |
| 'Resistance is futile' | |
| 'Time to make the donuts' | |
| 'This is the city...' | |
| 'I love it when a plan comes together' | |
| 'God'll get you for that' | |
| 'I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl...' | |
| 'Yeah, that's the ticket' | |
| 'Nip it!' | |
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