| This quiz makes me think of so many Mitch Hedberg jokes. "I went to the doctor but all he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula!" "Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a BS replica, cause dude didn't even get his degree! Why'd you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?" "Dr. Scholl makes foot products, right, and he's a doctor, which means he went to school for a long time. But it doesn't take a lot to figure out that stepping on a cushion will be more comfortable. That dude wasted lots of time at school. Cause I'd have bought that from a Mr. Scholl. Maybe even a SeƱor Scholl." |