| Hint | Number | Party On! |
| 'These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!' -Abe Lincoln | |
| It's so imaginary it's a BONUS ANSWER!!! | |
| If only the Roman's had known about it... | |
| The lonliest number | |
| The Golden Ratio | |
| The lonliest number (since the number 1) | |
| Euler's number...didn't think I'd know that one, did you? | |
| Number of consecutive Male Model of the Year awards for Derek Zoolander (and not the number we're thinking of) | |
| Ah, March 14th | |
| RBIs in a Grand Slam...no, we weren't thinking of that number | |
| Johnny 5 not a robot! Johnny 5 Alive!!!!! | |
| More flags, more fun! | |
| Not as lucky as everyone says | |
| CRAZY NIGHTS | |
| Ronaldo! GOALLLLLLL!!! ...Goal Goal Goal GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| Donovan! Goal!!! ...hey, the guy had a good World Cup | |
| Monkeys (seriously underappreciated flick) | |
| Why, exactly, is this considered a Baker's Dozen?? | |
| Woodrow Wilson and his crazy points | |
| Minutes of fame - and no, not the number we're thinking of | |
| Candles. Super sweet birthdays. Pregnancy. According to TV, this age sucks | |
| Blackjack! | |
| Bust! | |
| Yankees Championships! | |
| I wish every day was Sadie Hawkins day | |
| Brr (unless it's celsius) | |
| And at center, at seven feet from Georgetown, number 33, co-captain, PATRICK EWING!!! | |
| Life, the Universe, and Everything! | |
| The number of bonus answers in this quiz. And probably the first one you guessed. Nope, try again... | |
| So close...but why would you guess 68? | |
| Super close. Also, why is there no word for this number in French? Seriously. Answer me that one. | |
| Trombones led the big parade... | |
| Bottles of beer on the wall (maybe this should have been the answer...) | |
| Nope. Not thinking of that number. | |
| Coronets close at hand! | |
| A gross (I think), and definitely not the number we are thinking of | |
| Youch! (especially if it's celsius) | |
| So much info at your fingertips | |
| Mark of the BEAST! Devil man. Devil man. | |
| What is your emergency? | |
| The Nina. The Pinta. The Santa Maria. | |
| No Roman Numerals! | |
| How Patriotic! | |
| Ba Da Dum Ba Da Dum Ba Da Dum Bum Bum | |
| A Space Odyssey | |
| Did you know Woodrow Wilson is actually on the $100,000 bill? True story. On a (bizarrely) related topic, there is another Woodrow Wilson related bonus answer. Did you find it? | |
| I seriously hope you didn't try typing in all those zeros... | |
| Not just the movie theater in Springfield... | |
| Oh c'mon, that's not even a number | |
| Now you're being ridiculous | |
| Fine. You win. The answer's 69, Dudes! | |