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James Bond Ripostes
Can you pick the James Bond riposte that follows the given line or action?
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Solitaire: 'Is there time before we go, for lesson number three?'
Felix Leiter: 'I give up. I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?'
Plenty O'Toole: 'Hi, I'm Plenty.'
[Fiona Volpe is shot dead by mistake]
Lazar: 'Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger.'
Christmas Jones: 'The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.'
'Bambi: ''I'm Bambi.'' Thumper: ''And I'm Thumper. Is there something we can do for you?'''
Scaramanga: 'Indeed it is, Mr. Bond. But it still remains the only true test for gentlemen.'
Tiger Tanaka: 'Rule number 2: in Japan, men come first, women come second.'
Pussy Galore: 'My name is Pussy Galore'
M: 'Bond, I need you back.'
Georgi Koskov: 'The sniper was a woman.'
[after shooting Vargas with a shark gun]
Bond: 'I was wrong about you.' Christmas Jones: 'Yeah, how so?'
Tracy: 'You're hurting me.'
[after causing a SPECTRE helicopter to explode]
Solange: 'You like married women, don't you James?'
Nick Nack: 'Good shooting, monsieur.'
Jack Wade: 'Jack Wade, CIA'
Tiger Tanaka: 'You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.'
Mei-Lei: 'Can I do anything for you, Mr. Bond?'
Strawberry Fields: 'We're teachers on sabbatical. This fits our cover.'
Elektra King: 'You don't take no for an answer, do you?'
Fiona Volpe: [in the bath] 'Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?'
Dr. Goodhead: 'You know him?'
Mr. Kil: 'I'm Mr. Kil.'
Giulietta da Vinci: 'Would you like to check my figures?'
Girl: 'But James, I need you!'
Q: 'Here's your cell phone. Talk here, listen here.'
Paris Carver: 'I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.'
Q: 'Now, there's ten darts: 5 blue-tipped, armour piercing. 5 red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.'
Helga Brandt: 'I've got you now.'
Kristatos: 'May I suggest a white Robolo wine from Caponia, my home place.'
Jenny Flex: 'Yes, I love an early morning ride.'
Honey Ryder: 'I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net, a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die. Did I do wrong?'
Kissy Suzuki: 'No honeymoon. This is business.'
Xenia Onatopp: 'You don't need the gun, Commander.'
Dr. Goodhead: 'Come on, Mr. Bond. A seventy year old can take 3 G's.'
Q: 'We'd appreciate it's return, along with all your other equipment, intact for once, when you return from the field.'
Bibi: 'Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin!'
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