| Hint | Name |
| Wears a backwards baseball cap | |
| The athletic kid | |
| Tough girl | |
| Great with yo-yos | |
| Sings well (but only in the bathroom) | |
| The new kid | |
| Principal | |
| Curmudgeonly Lunch Lady | |
| The Snitch | |
| The Secretary | |
| | Hint | Name |
| Secretary's Assistant | |
| Ruler of the Third Street Playground | |
| 4th Grade Teacher | |
| They dress in war paint | |
| Pack of snooty girls | |
| They wear mining helmets | |
| Sells things out of his trenchcoat | |
| Hangs from the monkey bars | |
| Wears shorts on his head | |
| Tells wild stories from when his brother was in school | |
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