| Help from the Glorious Leader! | Country (real names) | Message from the Eternal President |
| Worst country in the world, we shall crush them and the American dogs in the name of the Glorious Leader! | |
| Greatest country in the world, blessed by the Glorious Leader to be free, equal and at peace! All praise The Eternal President! All praise The Glorious Leader! All praise Juche! | |
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