'Kiss me out of the bearded barley, nightly, beside the green, green grass.'

'I could hide out under there. I just made you say 'underwear.''

'If you wanna roll in my Mercedes, then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout.'

'She is half your age, but I'm guessing that's the reason that you stayed.'

'Am I sexual? Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now.'

'Then she cries out, 'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax,' and I said, 'Cool, climax, just let go of my leg.''

'Bum rush the speaker that booms. I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.'

'If you don't like my attitude, then you can eff off. Just go to Texas, isn't that where they golf?'

'A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. Yeah, hey, yay!'

'She's not broken, she's just a baby. But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad.'

'Listen as the crowd would sing, 'Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!''

'Give me something to believe in, cuz I don't believe in you anymore.'

'Foreign types with the hookah pipes say 'Ay oh way oh ay oh way oh.''

'I've been fooled before, wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door.'

'I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally.'

'You change your mind like a girl changes clothes.'

'Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans.'

'Let me see what you're twerkin' with.'

'Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho, won't trust a ho.'

'Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me go!'