| Hint | Character |
| Busts out some odd dance moves at a party that become the talk of the workplace | |
| Beat the snot out of some peewee karate students | |
| Wondered aloud if a dingo ate the baby of a woman at a dull social gathering | |
| Fired for spreading Communist propaganda to young children while working as a department store Santa | |
| The only character to appear in every single episode of the series | |
| Has soup stolen back by the Soup Nazi after requesting bread | |
| Dated (but not for long) a woman with massive 'man-hands' | |
| Has bitter parents Frank and Estelle | |
| Discouraged a telemarketer by requesting the caller's home number | |
| The only main character who did not grow up in New York | |
| Accidentally agrees to wear a hideous puffy shirt on 'The Today Show' | |
| Loses 'The Contest' thanks to a nude neighbor in the window | |
| Discouraged a telemarketer by requesting the caller's home number | |
| Dated (but not for long) a woman with massive 'man-hands' | |
| The only character to maintain the same career throughout the series | |
| The only character to appear in every single episode of the series | |
| Incorrectly guesses Dolores' name to be 'Mulva,' 'Gipple,' and 'Loreola' | |
| Accidentally agrees to wear a hideous puffy shirt on 'The Today Show' | |
| Blamed post-swimming physical state on 'shrinkage' | |
| Created the illusion that is Vandelay Industries | |
| Has soup stolen back by the Soup Nazi after requesting bread | |
| Saved a beached whale | |
| Has bitter parents Frank and Estelle | |
| Inadvertently killed significant other by buying cheap envelopes for wedding invitations that contained toxic glue | |
| Busts out some odd dance moves at a party that become the talk of the workplace | |
| Wondered aloud if a dingo ate the baby of a woman at a dull social gathering | |
| Coined the term 'spongeworthy' | |
| The only main character to not own a car | |
| The only main character whose mother never appears | |
| The only main character who did not grow up in New York | |
| Beat the snot out of some peewee karate students | |
| Won a line in a Woody Allen movie: 'These pretzels are making me thirsty.' | |
| Loses 'The Contest' thanks to a nude neighbor in the window | |
| Spits coffee on Kathie Lee Gifford, ruining 'Coffee Tables' book tour | |
| Fired for spreading Communist propaganda to young children while working as a department store Santa | |
| Had photo taken with President Ford, then had Ford airbrushed out of the picture | |