| Tombstone Inscription | Disney Character | Film |
| His son brought him joy and his brother brought him strife. Now he contributes to the circle of life. | |
| She could always man up and take down a Hun. Now she and her dragon are buried as one. | |
| Here lies a girl who once sang maritime hymns, before striving for love and growing out limbs. | |
| In his fantasy world, he sat among the blooms. Perhaps he should have laid off the shrooms. | |
| A hitman for hire with a heart of gold, he disobeyed the queen and never told. | |
| He took a bullet for his lover's dad, then returned to England heartbroken and sad. | |
| He escaped a rocket bound for space, then said 'aloha' and found on Earth a place. | |
| Here lies a being, we bet you know who! She could draw out a smile with 'Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.' | |
| Despite falling for a faux prince, she found true love and stuck with him since. | |
| A stab to the heart and a cliff fall so steep- karma for this woman who put a princess to sleep. | |
| He was Maldonia's version of a Paris Hilton joke, until he became an amphibian and learned his lesson with a croak. | |
| He finally learned to not tell a lie, such a shame he had to die. | |
| Raised by wolves and then by men, he visited his animal friends time and again. | |
| He was missing both a hand and smile, but was perfect bait for a crocodile. | |
| Here lies one who always brought the funny, whether he was stuck in a hole or reaching for honey. | |
| Captured in an enchanted castle without his horse, once released by his daughter, he returned with greater force. | |
| Whether she was trashin' the camp or vine-swinging for sport, this mischievous little gorilla's life was cut too short. | |
| With a fur obsession and heinous hair, she died in prison- really, do you care? | |
| A loving and clownish father as sweet as can be, he found his son in the deep blue sea. | |
| He was whacked with a frying pan and lied about his name, but he got the girl of long-haired fame. | |