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The World According to Stefon (Clickable)
Can you pick the word or phrase that each definition describes, according to club promoter Stefon from 'SNL'?
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These are quotes from SNL's 'Weekend Update' skits. Note that definitions and answers sometimes lack plural agreement. Also, no offense was intended toward little people . . . I think.
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That thing where a hobo becomes a rich man, so he takes a big bubble bath.
The thing of like when a guy has stumpy arms, but with the belly.
That thing of like when Alf wore a trenchcoat so he could go out in public.
That thing of like when midgets have dreadlocks and they lay facedown on the floor.
That thing where someone calls Miss Piggy fat, and she goes 'Hiiii-yaaa!'
That thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel park between them.
That thing of when high-waisted midgets have, like, the red pants and the big ass.
Fat Urkels - after you've been with one of those guys, you'll ask yourself, 'did I do thaaaat?'
When one person starts chewing on a gummi bear, and the stranger next to them finishes it.
That thing when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes, and you pull them through an airport.
That thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
That thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
That thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
That thing of when a midget on rollerskates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
That thing of when a midget hangs around your waist and holds your passport in his mouth.
That thing of when you ask a question, so you shake a midget until he says 'ask again later.'
That thing of when your friend is having a heart attack, so you take two midgets and you rub them on the carpet for static electricity and then they yell, 'Clear!'
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