| Hypothetical Plot | TV Show |
| Lilly, Scotty, and Kat solve the JonBenet Ramsey murder from years ago. | |
| Jennifer Aniston gets to date 30 attractive men on national TV and still manages to avoid finding happiness. | |
| Jules and Grayson marry, and that ho Barb is certainly not invited. | |
| Johnny Knoxville lights his crotch on fire. Again. Shocker, right? | |
| Amanda Bynes and Kenan Thompson bring their Nickelodeon version of SNL back on the air. | |
| J.D.'s voice-overs are actually heard by his fellow doctors; this turns Elliot off completely. | |
| Will Smith's life once again gets 'flipped-turned upside down' when Carlton marries a supermodel. | |
| Sarah Palin wins no money as she fails to be more intelligent than an elementary school student. | |
| Chris Hansen confronts Roman Polanski at a 13-year-old decoy's house; Polanski has brought condoms and vodka. | |
| Spencer refuses to make any Internet appearances with Sam, Freddie, or Carly. | |
| Niles receives an invitation to join Mensa, to his brother's dismay; Daphne is admitted to a mental institution. | |
| Dipsy and Laa-Laa prepare for Po's surprise birthday party; Tinky Winky hooks up with Glee's Kurt. | |
| Marcia gets a nosejob after another football incident; Cindy takes speech classes to ditch her lisp. | |
| This season, Octomom is paired up with Mark Ballas and Levi Johnston is with Kym Johnson. | |