| Hypothetical Plot | TV Show |
| Little Ricky grows up to be a Broadway performer, to the delight of the Ricardos. | |
| Ray moves to Yemen, far from Debra and Marie, opting for a far less stressful life. | |
| Jason does another sexy Internet dance for Lafayette and lands a gig in a porno. | |
| Elaine escapes from prison, leaving her three male friends behind. | |
| Probst announces that this season's castaways will consist entirely of orangutans. | |
| Oscar actually leaves his trash can. | |
| Steve mistakes his dog's potty surprise for a clue... | |
| Conan replaces Jay... yet again... | |
| Shawn stops chasing Juliet and goes after partner Gus. | |
| Dean and Sam give up demon-chasing when they realize they themselves are demons. | |
| Michael retires, and Andy and Dwight duel for the open regional manager position. | |
| Tyra inexplicably loses her 'fierceness,' disappointing her fashionista wannabes. | |
| After a makeover, as well as intense diet and exercise, the title character is now known as Sexy Elisabeta. | |
| Tommy and Dil grow up to be bounty hunters and arrest Angelica for trying to turn dalmatians into a fur coat. | |
| Jack is killed, allowing his heavenly reunion with Terri, who didn't make it through Day One. | |
| Sweet Dee joins a convent to get closer with an attractive cardinal, while the guys lose the bar on a Vegas gambling trip. | |
| Puck shockingly comes out of the closet and dates Kurt, singing 'I'll Stand By You' with Mercedes taking the glory notes. | |
| Jack, Janet, and Chrissy finally have a threesome. | |
| Julie Chen becomes a HouseGuest, but loses the first HoH and PoV competitions and is evicted. | |
| When Nicki is killed, Bill creepily takes on Rhonda as yet another wife. | |
| Elena does a 180 and falls for Damon over Stefan. | |
| Diane returns again, no fake gay husband in tow this time, and proposes to Sam, who says no (again) because he believes they're not meant to be. | |
| Helga marries Football Head. | |
| Holly marries Vince, Gary marries Tina, and Val stays married to Vic. | |
| The East Dillon High football team is dismantled, and Eric comes up with the idea of the XFL to provide jobs for his former players. | |
| Joey and newly-single Rachel give their romance another shot, to Ross' dismay. | |
| When Manny heads off to college, Jay and Gloria move in with Cam and Mitch. Chaos ensues. | |
| Yet another young, guitar-wielding male becomes America's next big(?) musical superstar. | |
| Rita returns from the dead to reunite with her serial killer husband. | |
| Betty and Don reunite, and they start their own advertising agency. | |