| Excuse | Glee Club Member | Quote |
| 'Your house doesn't have wheelchair access.' | |
| 'I will be transferring because we're moving next year, so I have to help load up the moving van.' | |
| 'My dads grounded me for shattering the mirror with my high C.' | |
| 'Figgins gave me Saturday detention because of my apparently inappropriate vampire attire.' | |
| 'Appointment with the plastic surgeon. Things should be getting bustier around here.' | |
| 'I have a job interview to be the male Asian Camp counselor this summer.' | |
| 'I'm visiting with a Smithsonian museum curator to see about displaying my grilled cheese Jesus.' | |
| 'I've got pools to clean and moms to bang.' | |
| 'I'm still mowing lawns to pay for the car window I smashed earlier this year.' | |
| 'I have a dentist's appointment. With 'I'm A Slave 4 U' on iPod repeat.' | |
| 'I have an appointment with my lawyer to approve Beth's adoption.' | |
| And with no excuse ready, this was the only Glee club member who showed up to the party. | |