| Riddle | Answer |
| What did Nathaniel Hawthorne receive when his lover wrote him but endured a dramatic paper cut midway through her message? | |
| How did Alexandre Dumas refer to 'The Dark Knight Rises' villain Bane? | |
| Who did William Shakespeare please when he sent strippers to visit some English women while their husbands were out of town? | |
| Who was James Fenimore Cooper's least favorite character in Disney's 'Bambi'? | |
| How much participation did Jules Verne witness in Atlantis' extremely popular fantasy football scene? | |
| Where did Robert Frost wish he had gone after getting lost in the middle of nowhere? | |
| Where did Sylvia Plath accidentally lose her chess piece during the hurricane? | |
| Who did Robert Penn Warren call to try and put Humpty Dumpty back together again? | |
| How did Theodore Dreiser describe the U.S.'s obsession with the Kardashians? | |
| How did Aldous Huxley describe Mars at the first indication there may be primitive life there? | |