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| What 'Law and Order' spin-off pilot did Fyodor Dostoevsky propose to NBC? | |
| How does Maurice Sendak refer to the Kardashian house? | |
| What did Khaled Hosseini see in three years' worth of mornings? | |
| What did Jack London hear when Lindsay Lohan, Snooki, and Charlie Sheen screamed at him? | |
| What did Maya Angelou say when her pet parakeet randomly started belting out Aretha Franklin's 'Respect'? | |
| Which of Anthony Burgess' fruits always sticks to its daily routine? | |
| What did Gabriel Garcia Marquez's wife give him when she found out he cheated on her? | |
| What did Dan Brown experience when he misplaced his percussion instrument for marching band? | |
| Which of Edgar Allan Poe's body organs is terrible at keeping secrets? | |
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| Where do Kurt Vonnegut's kittens sleep? | |
| What does Joseph Heller do when 22 baseballs are thrown at him? | |
| Where did Thomas Hulce, Stephen Furst, and John Belushi stay during their Spring Break countryside visit with George Orwell? | |
| After eleven straight days of dealing with his crying newborn baby, when did William Shakespeare finally get some sleep? | |
| What did Charles Dickens create when he papier-mâchéd his daily newspaper? | |
| What did Harper Lee teach her son to do to stop the annoying chirping outside her window each morning? | |
| What two things disturbed Ernest Hemingway the most when he went to a polluted nude beach? | |
| Where did Stephen King lose cell phone reception while on vacation? | |
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