| Riddle | Answer |
| What did Flannery O'Connor grumble when playing hide-and-seek with Superman, Robin Hood, and the Pope? | |
| Where was Margaret Mitchell's manuscript when the hurricane struck? | |
| Who did Black Beast marry in Anna Sewell's African-American Disney film adaptation? | |
| When did Alexandre Dumas finally return the phone call to his one-night stand? | |
| What ultimately caused Charles Dickens disappointment after his wedding night? | |
| Where does Jules Verne travel after climbing into a giant slingshot? | |
| Who did Louisa May Alcott introduce Snow White's seven dwarfs to? | |
| What does albino vampire Jack London use to obtain blood? | |
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| What did Ernest Hemingway experience when he reached too far into the garbage disposal? | |
| How does Edna Ferber like her toast? | |
| How does William Shakespeare read his music? | |
| Which of John Steinbeck's fruits was accused of verbal abuse? | |
| Where does Lewis Carroll throw his blowdryer if he sees he is having a bad hair day? | |
| What was J.D. Salinger when the pitcher's wild throw sent him chasing the ball into wheat grass? | |
| What happened when John Milton dropped his six-faced cubes somewhere under the craps table? | |
| What might Edgar Allan Poe title his biography about NFL quarterback Joe Flacco? | |
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