| Quote | Answer | Character (number of words) |
| Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude... | |
| Sex. The physical act of love... | |
| My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me... | |
| Say, friend? You got any more... | |
| Fifteen, dude. This is it!... | |
| I've had a rough night, and... | |
| F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man... | |
| Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you... | |
| Hey, careful, man... | |
| You're not wrong, Walter... | |
| | Quote | Answer | Character (number of words) |
| say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude... | |
| No, Donny, these men are nihilists... | |
| No, Walter. It did not look like | |
| Yes, probably a vagrant slept in the car... | |
| Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... | |
| Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck... | |
| Smokey, this is not 'Nam... | |
| Oh please, Dear? For your information... | |
| Life does not stop and start at your convience... | |
| Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy... | |
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