| Role | Python |
| Pontius Pilate | |
| Biggus Dickus | |
| The sprightly Ex-Leper | |
| Man who had taken a vow of silence for 18 years and lived on only juniper berries | |
| Nisus Wettus the terribly well-meaning Roman Guard on the crucixion line | |
| Jailer who seemed to be a bit deaf | |
| Jailer's Assistant who seemed to have a stammer | |
| Kind man who helped carry a cross but ended up getting crucified himself | |
| Otto the Leader of the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad | |
| Lead Singer Crucifee | |
| Brian | |
| Mrs. Cohen, Brian's Mother | |
| Mr. Big Nose | |
| Mr. Cheeky | |
| Reg (People's Front of Judea) | |
| Stan (People's Front of Judea) who really wanted to be a woman called Loretta | |
| Harry the Haggler | |
| Deadly Dirk, who claimed to have come up with the original plan to kidnap Pilate's wife | |
| Jewish Official at stoning who ended up getting stoned himself | |
| Centurion who was also an expert in Latin grammar | |
| Pontius Pilate | |
| Biggus Dickus | |
| The sprightly Ex-Leper | |
| Man who had taken a vow of silence for 18 years and lived on only juniper berries | |
| Nisus Wettus the terribly well-meaning Roman Guard on the crucixion line | |
| Jailer who seemed to be a bit deaf | |
| Jailer's Assistant who seemed to have a stammer | |
| Kind man who helped carry a cross but ended up getting crucified himself | |
| Otto the Leader of the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad | |
| Lead Singer Crucifee | |