Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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SubheadingCountry
We Have No Beaches
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Plight Of The Living Dead
Ruled By Lemurs
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A Human Assembly Line
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
#1 At Being #2
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
All Better Now Thanks To You
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
The Distended Belly Of Africa
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Don't Breathe The Air
From Rags To Tatters
No Child Left Alive
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Willing To Relocate For Work
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Free Admission On Sundays
Goodbye, Cruel World
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Where People Go To Say They've Been
The Horror...The Horror...
A Nation In Smithereens
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
They Had It Coming
About Uzbekistan
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Living Fat Off The Land
Definitely Possibly A Country
Made In Taiwan
It's All Your Fault
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
President Bongo's Private Residence
Running On Fumes
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
United In Circular Dancing
Escaping The American Dream
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
SubheadingCountry
No Fat Chicks
South America's Middleman
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
All Is Forbidden
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
The Baltic Drainage Region
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Badly In Need Of A Savior
An Island Unto Itself
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Oh, The Injustice!
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
A Popular Nuke Destination
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Where Everything Is Legal
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Earth's Crawlspace
A To-Go Nation
Demoted To The Fourth World
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Neutral...Too Neutral
An Island Of Moochers
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
What Are You Looking At?
'F*** Everyone'
The Catholic Disneyland
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
South Africa's South Africa
An Agoraphobic's Hell
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
One Nation Above God
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
The Completist's Genocide
A Huge Waste Of Space
Living High Off The Land
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
The Empty Promised Land
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
SubheadingCountry
A Mud Hole
Soon To Be Underwater
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Right On The Equatorish
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Bad Neighborhood
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Please Don't Feed The Humans
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
By Estee Lauder
Partners In War Crime
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Bram Stoker's Romania
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
One Doesn't Blow
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Still Searching For India
Keep Your Chin Up!
On Loan From The U.S.
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
True Rasta No Develop Country
Okay, We Made This One Up
Terrorism's Farm Team
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Workers Of The World, Survive!
The Land of Opportunism
Why Read About Suriname?
How Low Can A Country Go?
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
God's Pratical Joke
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Allah's Cat Box
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
A Money-Rich Nation
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Unstable At Last
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
As Seen On Animal Planet
Inhabitable By 2307
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
The Haiti Of Europe
Europe's Basement
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