Our Dumb World

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Please Don't Feed The Humans
The Haiti Of Europe
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
You Will Be Shot On Sight
The Horror...The Horror...
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
A To-Go Nation
True Rasta No Develop Country
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Huge Waste Of Space
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
United In Circular Dancing
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Demoted To The Fourth World
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Inhabitable By 2307
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
The Completist's Genocide
Oh, The Injustice!
On Loan From The U.S.
A Human Assembly Line
Ruled By Lemurs
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Partners In War Crime
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Definitely Possibly A Country
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Soon To Be Underwater
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
No Child Left Alive
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
All Better Now Thanks To You
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Where People Go To Say They've Been
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
A Mud Hole
Bram Stoker's Romania
Right On The Equatorish
All Is Forbidden
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Living Fat Off The Land
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Made In Taiwan
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
An Island Unto Itself
It's All Your Fault
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
From Rags To Tatters
Where Everything Is Legal
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Running On Fumes
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
A Mystical Land Of Junk
One Doesn't Blow
Still Searching For India
The Catholic Disneyland
#1 At Being #2
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
You'll Only Find It On A Map
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
An Island Of Moochers
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
We Have No Beaches
Badly In Need Of A Savior
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
An Agoraphobic's Hell
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
No Fat Chicks
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Plight Of The Living Dead
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
'F*** Everyone'
They Had It Coming
Don't Breathe The Air
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A Nation In Smithereens
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
South America's Middleman
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Okay, We Made This One Up
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Goodbye, Cruel World
What Are You Looking At?
Escaping The American Dream
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Terrorism's Farm Team
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
One Nation Above God
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Living High Off The Land
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
A Money-Rich Nation
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
How Low Can A Country Go?
Why Read About Suriname?
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
As Seen On Animal Planet
Workers Of The World, Survive!
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
A Popular Nuke Destination
A Bad Neighborhood
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Europe's Basement
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
The Bridebasket Of Europe
God's Pratical Joke
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Keep Your Chin Up!
Free Admission On Sundays
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
By Estee Lauder
The Empty Promised Land
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Unstable At Last
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
President Bongo's Private Residence
The Baltic Drainage Region
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Earth's Crawlspace
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
South Africa's South Africa
Willing To Relocate For Work
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
About Uzbekistan
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Allah's Cat Box
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
The Land of Opportunism
Neutral...Too Neutral

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