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A Human Assembly Line
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
The Catholic Disneyland
No Child Left Alive
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
The Empty Promised Land
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Okay, We Made This One Up
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Goodbye, Cruel World
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
About Uzbekistan
South Africa's South Africa
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Willing To Relocate For Work
Oh, The Injustice!
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
President Bongo's Private Residence
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Definitely Possibly A Country
All Better Now Thanks To You
A Popular Nuke Destination
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Free Admission On Sundays
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
A To-Go Nation
An Island Unto Itself
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
True Rasta No Develop Country
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Made In Taiwan
The Completist's Genocide
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Unstable At Last
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Please Don't Feed The Humans
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Partners In War Crime
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Escaping The American Dream
We Have No Beaches
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
A Mud Hole
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
One Nation Above God
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Inhabitable By 2307
'F*** Everyone'
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Still Searching For India
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
One Doesn't Blow
An Island Of Moochers
A Money-Rich Nation
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
God's Pratical Joke
By Estee Lauder
Don't Breathe The Air
Bram Stoker's Romania
South America's Middleman
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
A Bad Neighborhood
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Europe's Basement
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
The Land of Opportunism
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Running On Fumes
Demoted To The Fourth World
Where Everything Is Legal
United In Circular Dancing
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Why Read About Suriname?
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Neutral...Too Neutral
Living High Off The Land
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
All Is Forbidden
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
The Bridebasket Of Europe
A Huge Waste Of Space
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Living Fat Off The Land
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Allah's Cat Box
Ruled By Lemurs
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Mystical Land Of Junk
From Rags To Tatters
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Earth's Crawlspace
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
#1 At Being #2
How Low Can A Country Go?
No Fat Chicks
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Terrorism's Farm Team
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Right On The Equatorish
What Are You Looking At?
They Had It Coming
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
The Baltic Drainage Region
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
On Loan From The U.S.
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
The Horror...The Horror...
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
The Haiti Of Europe
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Keep Your Chin Up!
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
A Nation In Smithereens
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Plight Of The Living Dead
Properties Available, Inquire Today
You Will Be Shot On Sight
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Soon To Be Underwater
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
As Seen On Animal Planet
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
It's All Your Fault
It's A Winter Wonderland!

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