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SubheadingCountry
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
As Seen On Animal Planet
All Is Forbidden
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Partners In War Crime
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Earth's Crawlspace
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Don't Breathe The Air
From Rags To Tatters
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
No Fat Chicks
A Popular Nuke Destination
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Living Fat Off The Land
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Please Don't Feed The Humans
The Baltic Drainage Region
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Made In Taiwan
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
The Empty Promised Land
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
The Land of Opportunism
A Money-Rich Nation
Free Admission On Sundays
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
No Child Left Alive
Willing To Relocate For Work
About Uzbekistan
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
The Distended Belly Of Africa
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
A To-Go Nation
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Properties Available, Inquire Today
One Nation Above God
True Rasta No Develop Country
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
One Doesn't Blow
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Still Searching For India
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
South America's Middleman
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Goodbye, Cruel World
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
SubheadingCountry
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Europe's Basement
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Nation In Smithereens
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
On Loan From The U.S.
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Allah's Cat Box
They Had It Coming
By Estee Lauder
Inhabitable By 2307
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
All Better Now Thanks To You
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Running On Fumes
It's All Your Fault
President Bongo's Private Residence
Terrorism's Farm Team
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Right On The Equatorish
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
An Agoraphobic's Hell
An Island Of Moochers
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
South Africa's South Africa
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
The Horror...The Horror...
Neutral...Too Neutral
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Mud Hole
Soon To Be Underwater
An Island Unto Itself
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Workers Of The World, Survive!
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Keep Your Chin Up!
How Low Can A Country Go?
SubheadingCountry
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Plight Of The Living Dead
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Huge Waste Of Space
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
The Haiti Of Europe
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Okay, We Made This One Up
You Will Be Shot On Sight
The Completist's Genocide
Escaping The American Dream
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A Bad Neighborhood
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
God's Pratical Joke
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Oh, The Injustice!
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
A Human Assembly Line
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Definitely Possibly A Country
Bram Stoker's Romania
Living High Off The Land
Where Everything Is Legal
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
United In Circular Dancing
Demoted To The Fourth World
#1 At Being #2
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
'F*** Everyone'
Unstable At Last
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
You'll Only Find It On A Map
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
The Catholic Disneyland
Why Read About Suriname?
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
We Have No Beaches
Ruled By Lemurs
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
What Are You Looking At?
It's A Winter Wonderland!
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas

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