Our Dumb World

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Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Where Everything Is Legal
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Bram Stoker's Romania
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
The Catholic Disneyland
#1 At Being #2
True Rasta No Develop Country
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
About Uzbekistan
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
President Bongo's Private Residence
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
God's Pratical Joke
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Free Admission On Sundays
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Still Searching For India
A To-Go Nation
Made In Taiwan
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
A Human Assembly Line
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Why Read About Suriname?
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
One Doesn't Blow
Okay, We Made This One Up
How Low Can A Country Go?
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
A Bad Neighborhood
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
No Child Left Alive
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
United In Circular Dancing
Keep Your Chin Up!
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
The Baltic Drainage Region
A Popular Nuke Destination
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
The Land of Opportunism
No Fat Chicks
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
As Seen On Animal Planet
All Better Now Thanks To You
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Terrorism's Farm Team
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Huge Waste Of Space
We Have No Beaches
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
An Island Unto Itself
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
All Is Forbidden
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Oh, The Injustice!
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
The Completist's Genocide
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
South America's Middleman
By Estee Lauder
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Allah's Cat Box
Neutral...Too Neutral
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
'F*** Everyone'
Escaping The American Dream
Earth's Crawlspace
Living Fat Off The Land
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
The Distended Belly Of Africa
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Goodbye, Cruel World
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Willing To Relocate For Work
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
The Empty Promised Land
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
A Mud Hole
Running On Fumes
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Living High Off The Land
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Don't Breathe The Air
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
What Are You Looking At?
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
They Had It Coming
Plight Of The Living Dead
A Nation In Smithereens
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
An Island Of Moochers
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
On Loan From The U.S.
Ruled By Lemurs
Europe's Basement
Partners In War Crime
A Money-Rich Nation
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
The Horror...The Horror...
Inhabitable By 2307
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
It's All Your Fault
An Agoraphobic's Hell
From Rags To Tatters
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Right On The Equatorish
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
South Africa's South Africa
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Soon To Be Underwater
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
One Nation Above God
The Haiti Of Europe
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Unstable At Last

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