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Escaping The American Dream
They Had It Coming
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Living Fat Off The Land
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Don't Breathe The Air
A Popular Nuke Destination
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
United In Circular Dancing
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Demoted To The Fourth World
South America's Middleman
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Still Searching For India
Okay, We Made This One Up
A To-Go Nation
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
The Horror...The Horror...
A Mud Hole
A Huge Waste Of Space
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
A Money-Rich Nation
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
All Is Forbidden
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
The Catholic Disneyland
Definitely Possibly A Country
'F*** Everyone'
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
An Island Of Moochers
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Where Everything Is Legal
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Europe's Basement
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
The Baltic Drainage Region
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
How Low Can A Country Go?
Keep Your Chin Up!
We Have No Beaches
From Rags To Tatters
Living High Off The Land
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Unstable At Last
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
As Seen On Animal Planet
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
It's All Your Fault
Ruled By Lemurs
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
About Uzbekistan
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Inhabitable By 2307
Free Admission On Sundays
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Willing To Relocate For Work
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Goodbye, Cruel World
What Are You Looking At?
God's Pratical Joke
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A Nation In Smithereens
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Earth's Crawlspace
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
No Child Left Alive
All Better Now Thanks To You
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
One Nation Above God
Soon To Be Underwater
Terrorism's Farm Team
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
The Completist's Genocide
You Will Be Shot On Sight
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Oh, The Injustice!
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
South Africa's South Africa
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Plight Of The Living Dead
On Loan From The U.S.
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Bad Neighborhood
The Land of Opportunism
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Right On The Equatorish
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
A Human Assembly Line
An Island Unto Itself
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Neutral...Too Neutral
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
By Estee Lauder
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Partners In War Crime
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Allah's Cat Box
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Made In Taiwan
Why Read About Suriname?
The Empty Promised Land
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
#1 At Being #2
Bram Stoker's Romania
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
The Worst Of Both Worlds
The Haiti Of Europe
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Running On Fumes
President Bongo's Private Residence
No Fat Chicks
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
One Doesn't Blow
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
True Rasta No Develop Country
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