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Terrorism's Farm Team
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
From Rags To Tatters
Don't Breathe The Air
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
All Better Now Thanks To You
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
The Distended Belly Of Africa
President Bongo's Private Residence
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Huge Waste Of Space
A Mud Hole
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Partners In War Crime
The Baltic Drainage Region
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
The Haiti Of Europe
Unstable At Last
We Have No Beaches
An Island Unto Itself
Allah's Cat Box
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Europe's Basement
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Okay, We Made This One Up
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Neutral...Too Neutral
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Made In Taiwan
Plight Of The Living Dead
The Bridebasket Of Europe
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Bram Stoker's Romania
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
No Child Left Alive
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
God's Pratical Joke
Definitely Possibly A Country
One Nation Above God
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
What Are You Looking At?
SubheadingCountry
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Right On The Equatorish
Free Admission On Sundays
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
#1 At Being #2
Willing To Relocate For Work
How Low Can A Country Go?
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Inhabitable By 2307
On Loan From The U.S.
Where Everything Is Legal
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Escaping The American Dream
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
A To-Go Nation
Living High Off The Land
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
A Popular Nuke Destination
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
A Nation In Smithereens
It's All Your Fault
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
One Doesn't Blow
Soon To Be Underwater
All Is Forbidden
They Had It Coming
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Earth's Crawlspace
Oh, The Injustice!
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
South America's Middleman
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Keep Your Chin Up!
Ruled By Lemurs
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Living Fat Off The Land
A Mystical Land Of Junk
A Money-Rich Nation
Running On Fumes
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Goodbye, Cruel World
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
SubheadingCountry
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Still Searching For India
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Demoted To The Fourth World
'F*** Everyone'
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
The Empty Promised Land
United In Circular Dancing
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Properties Available, Inquire Today
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
By Estee Lauder
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
About Uzbekistan
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
No Fat Chicks
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
An Island Of Moochers
A Human Assembly Line
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
South Africa's South Africa
A Bad Neighborhood
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
The Catholic Disneyland
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
As Seen On Animal Planet
The Horror...The Horror...
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
True Rasta No Develop Country
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Please Don't Feed The Humans
The Land of Opportunism
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
The Completist's Genocide
Why Read About Suriname?

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