Our Dumb World

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Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
The Land of Opportunism
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Still Searching For India
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
United In Circular Dancing
Made In Taiwan
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
God's Pratical Joke
A Human Assembly Line
The Distended Belly Of Africa
A Popular Nuke Destination
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
An Island Of Moochers
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
By Estee Lauder
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
No Fat Chicks
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Nation In Smithereens
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Why Read About Suriname?
Oh, The Injustice!
Inhabitable By 2307
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
How Low Can A Country Go?
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Soon To Be Underwater
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Don't Breathe The Air
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
An Island Unto Itself
Right On The Equatorish
'F*** Everyone'
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Where Everything Is Legal
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Allah's Cat Box
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
What Are You Looking At?
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
It's All Your Fault
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
One Nation Above God
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Badly In Need Of A Savior
All Is Forbidden
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
A Bad Neighborhood
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
A Mud Hole
They Had It Coming
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
True Rasta No Develop Country
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
South America's Middleman
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
#1 At Being #2
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Terrorism's Farm Team
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Europe's Basement
The Horror...The Horror...
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
About Uzbekistan
Keep Your Chin Up!
The Baltic Drainage Region
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Neutral...Too Neutral
As Seen On Animal Planet
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
A To-Go Nation
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Living High Off The Land
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
One Doesn't Blow
The Completist's Genocide
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Unstable At Last
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
The Empty Promised Land
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Plight Of The Living Dead
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Ruled By Lemurs
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
From Rags To Tatters
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Partners In War Crime
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
President Bongo's Private Residence
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Earth's Crawlspace
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
On Loan From The U.S.
It's A Winter Wonderland!
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Demoted To The Fourth World
Bram Stoker's Romania
Willing To Relocate For Work
The Bridebasket Of Europe
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Running On Fumes
A Mystical Land Of Junk
South Africa's South Africa
No Child Left Alive
A Huge Waste Of Space
Free Admission On Sundays
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
All Better Now Thanks To You
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Money-Rich Nation
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Living Fat Off The Land
Okay, We Made This One Up
The Haiti Of Europe
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
We Have No Beaches
Goodbye, Cruel World
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
The Catholic Disneyland
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Escaping The American Dream

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