Our Dumb World

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All Better Now Thanks To You
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Escaping The American Dream
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
We Have No Beaches
South Africa's South Africa
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Plight Of The Living Dead
What Are You Looking At?
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
South America's Middleman
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A To-Go Nation
No Child Left Alive
An Island Unto Itself
Why Read About Suriname?
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Made In Taiwan
The Empty Promised Land
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Allah's Cat Box
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Where People Go To Say They've Been
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
They Had It Coming
Definitely Possibly A Country
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
An Agoraphobic's Hell
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
God's Pratical Joke
Neutral...Too Neutral
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
A Nation In Smithereens
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
The Horror...The Horror...
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
The Catholic Disneyland
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
A Human Assembly Line
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Europe's Basement
Free Admission On Sundays
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Running On Fumes
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Right On The Equatorish
From Rags To Tatters
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
The Completist's Genocide
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
The Baltic Drainage Region
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Workers Of The World, Survive!
By Estee Lauder
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Willing To Relocate For Work
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
A Bad Neighborhood
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Oh, The Injustice!
Inhabitable By 2307
A Huge Waste Of Space
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Keep Your Chin Up!
Partners In War Crime
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Goodbye, Cruel World
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Soon To Be Underwater
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
How Low Can A Country Go?
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Bram Stoker's Romania
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Demoted To The Fourth World
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
#1 At Being #2
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Badly In Need Of A Savior
The Land of Opportunism
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Don't Breathe The Air
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Popular Nuke Destination
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Terrorism's Farm Team
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
It's All Your Fault
Where Everything Is Legal
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
No Fat Chicks
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
One Nation Above God
President Bongo's Private Residence
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
As Seen On Animal Planet
Ruled By Lemurs
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Living High Off The Land
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Still Searching For India
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
All Is Forbidden
Living Fat Off The Land
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
The Haiti Of Europe
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
About Uzbekistan
An Island Of Moochers
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
United In Circular Dancing
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Earth's Crawlspace
The Worst Of Both Worlds
On Loan From The U.S.
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
One Doesn't Blow
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
A Money-Rich Nation
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Okay, We Made This One Up
True Rasta No Develop Country
'F*** Everyone'
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Unstable At Last
A Mud Hole
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
An Island Nation, Not A Disease

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