| Subheading | Country |
|---|
| Allah's Cat Box | |
| They Had It Coming | |
| Still Searching For India | |
| Just Not The Same Without The Civil War | |
| Terrorism's Farm Team | |
| Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta | |
| Once A Mighty Atlas Entry | |
| One Doesn't Blow | |
| It's A Winter Wonderland! | |
| So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice' | |
| The Outlet Mall Of Europe | |
| Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury | |
| A To-Go Nation | |
| Not To Be Confused With Macedonia | |
| Running On Fumes | |
| Unstable At Last | |
| A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem | |
| [Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter] | |
| Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia | |
| A Mud Hole | |
| Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter | |
| In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems... | |
| A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation | |
| Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read | |
| United In Circular Dancing | |
| Partners In War Crime | |
| Where Russians Are Sent To Die | |
| Manufacturing Crates Since 1837 | |
| A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell | |
| This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself | |
| As Seen On Animal Planet | |
| Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818 | |
| Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding | |
| For The United States, See Pages 9-22 | |
| Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack | |
| 'Come On In-The Water's Fine!' | |
| Bram Stoker's Romania | |
| Definitely Possibly A Country | |
| Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes | |
| 'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us' | |
| Right On The Equatorish | |
| No Fat Chicks | |
| The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot | |
| Made In Taiwan | |
| Demoted To The Fourth World | |
| 'F*** Everyone' | |
| Okay, We Made This One Up | |
| Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here | |
| To Hezbollah In A Handbasket | |
| Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys | |
| Wait, This Might Be Paraguay | |
| Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start | |
| Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died | |
| Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds | |
| They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There | |
| Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty | |
| You'll Only Find It On A Map | |
| A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism | |
| All Is Forbidden | |
| Where The Reading Rainbow Ends | |
| An Island Of Moochers | |
| What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking? | |
| A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood | |
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