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What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
The Land of Opportunism
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
What Are You Looking At?
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
A Mud Hole
Willing To Relocate For Work
#1 At Being #2
No Fat Chicks
Definitely Possibly A Country
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
All Better Now Thanks To You
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
A Human Assembly Line
Europe's Basement
A Popular Nuke Destination
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
A Money-Rich Nation
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
All Is Forbidden
Don't Breathe The Air
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Please Don't Feed The Humans
We Have No Beaches
Where People Go To Say They've Been
The Worst Of Both Worlds
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
An Island Unto Itself
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Workers Of The World, Survive!
A Bad Neighborhood
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
A Mystical Land Of Junk
They Had It Coming
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Earth's Crawlspace
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Oh, The Injustice!
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
A To-Go Nation
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
South America's Middleman
President Bongo's Private Residence
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
No Child Left Alive
Terrorism's Farm Team
A Huge Waste Of Space
Unstable At Last
How Low Can A Country Go?
Allah's Cat Box
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Neutral...Too Neutral
Goodbye, Cruel World
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
On Loan From The U.S.
Escaping The American Dream
Plight Of The Living Dead
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
The Baltic Drainage Region
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Living High Off The Land
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Why Read About Suriname?
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
The Bridebasket Of Europe
'F*** Everyone'
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
South Africa's South Africa
As Seen On Animal Planet
It's All Your Fault
Running On Fumes
Keep Your Chin Up!
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
The Horror...The Horror...
Partners In War Crime
Bram Stoker's Romania
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
One Doesn't Blow
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
The Completist's Genocide
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Inhabitable By 2307
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Ruled By Lemurs
A Nation In Smithereens
Free Admission On Sundays
You Will Be Shot On Sight
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Right On The Equatorish
The Empty Promised Land
Demoted To The Fourth World
An Island Of Moochers
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
From Rags To Tatters
Living Fat Off The Land
By Estee Lauder
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
The Catholic Disneyland
An Agoraphobic's Hell
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
United In Circular Dancing
Where Everything Is Legal
One Nation Above God
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Soon To Be Underwater
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
True Rasta No Develop Country
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Properties Available, Inquire Today
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
God's Pratical Joke
Okay, We Made This One Up
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
About Uzbekistan
Made In Taiwan
Still Searching For India
The Haiti Of Europe

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