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SubheadingCountry
We Have No Beaches
Why Read About Suriname?
South Africa's South Africa
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
The Catholic Disneyland
Goodbye, Cruel World
An Island Unto Itself
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
#1 At Being #2
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
All Is Forbidden
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Unstable At Last
Where People Go To Say They've Been
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
The Worst Of Both Worlds
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Living High Off The Land
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Where Everything Is Legal
A Mud Hole
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
How Low Can A Country Go?
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Huge Waste Of Space
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
They Had It Coming
Right On The Equatorish
Still Searching For India
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
United In Circular Dancing
Soon To Be Underwater
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Neutral...Too Neutral
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Demoted To The Fourth World
The Land of Opportunism
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
SubheadingCountry
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
No Fat Chicks
Earth's Crawlspace
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
It's All Your Fault
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Running On Fumes
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Inhabitable By 2307
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
'F*** Everyone'
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
The Completist's Genocide
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Bad Neighborhood
A Popular Nuke Destination
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Don't Breathe The Air
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
No Child Left Alive
Ruled By Lemurs
Living Fat Off The Land
One Doesn't Blow
President Bongo's Private Residence
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
An Agoraphobic's Hell
You Will Be Shot On Sight
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Willing To Relocate For Work
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Terrorism's Farm Team
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Bram Stoker's Romania
South America's Middleman
A Mystical Land Of Junk
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
The Empty Promised Land
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
SubheadingCountry
Plight Of The Living Dead
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
The Haiti Of Europe
An Island Of Moochers
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
One Nation Above God
A Money-Rich Nation
By Estee Lauder
Allah's Cat Box
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
About Uzbekistan
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
What Are You Looking At?
A Nation In Smithereens
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
From Rags To Tatters
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
A To-Go Nation
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Keep Your Chin Up!
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Escaping The American Dream
All Better Now Thanks To You
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Europe's Basement
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A Human Assembly Line
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
True Rasta No Develop Country
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Okay, We Made This One Up
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Made In Taiwan
On Loan From The U.S.
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Partners In War Crime
Free Admission On Sundays
As Seen On Animal Planet
God's Pratical Joke
The Baltic Drainage Region
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
The Horror...The Horror...
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Oh, The Injustice!
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest

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