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Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
As Seen On Animal Planet
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
South America's Middleman
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Soon To Be Underwater
On Loan From The U.S.
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Money-Rich Nation
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Still Searching For India
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Ruled By Lemurs
A Nation In Smithereens
Willing To Relocate For Work
Escaping The American Dream
You'll Only Find It On A Map
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
The Completist's Genocide
#1 At Being #2
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Europe's Basement
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Running On Fumes
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
The Baltic Drainage Region
We Have No Beaches
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
The Empty Promised Land
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
The Land of Opportunism
Keep Your Chin Up!
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
A Popular Nuke Destination
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Allah's Cat Box
Right On The Equatorish
An Island Unto Itself
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Free Admission On Sundays
Partners In War Crime
One Nation Above God
Where People Go To Say They've Been
All Better Now Thanks To You
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Bram Stoker's Romania
The Haiti Of Europe
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
All Is Forbidden
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
President Bongo's Private Residence
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
South Africa's South Africa
It's A Winter Wonderland!
An Island Of Moochers
A To-Go Nation
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
How Low Can A Country Go?
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
No Child Left Alive
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Inhabitable By 2307
United In Circular Dancing
It's All Your Fault
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
'F*** Everyone'
Unstable At Last
Why Read About Suriname?
Don't Breathe The Air
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
About Uzbekistan
Oh, The Injustice!
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Demoted To The Fourth World
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Living Fat Off The Land
The Horror...The Horror...
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Where Everything Is Legal
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Please Don't Feed The Humans
God's Pratical Joke
Neutral...Too Neutral
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
One Doesn't Blow
A Human Assembly Line
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
A Bad Neighborhood
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A Mud Hole
True Rasta No Develop Country
From Rags To Tatters
You Will Be Shot On Sight
No Fat Chicks
Made In Taiwan
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Okay, We Made This One Up
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
By Estee Lauder
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
What Are You Looking At?
Living High Off The Land
The Catholic Disneyland
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
A Huge Waste Of Space
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Plight Of The Living Dead
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Goodbye, Cruel World
Terrorism's Farm Team
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
They Had It Coming
Earth's Crawlspace
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
The Bridebasket Of Europe

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