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Forced Order
They Had It Coming
God's Pratical Joke
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Please Don't Feed The Humans
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
An Agoraphobic's Hell
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Allah's Cat Box
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Soon To Be Underwater
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
A Money-Rich Nation
The Horror...The Horror...
Neutral...Too Neutral
Demoted To The Fourth World
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Free Admission On Sundays
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Badly In Need Of A Savior
No Fat Chicks
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A To-Go Nation
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Escaping The American Dream
How Low Can A Country Go?
Ruled By Lemurs
The Worst Of Both Worlds
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Made In Taiwan
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Where Everything Is Legal
Inhabitable By 2307
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Still Searching For India
A Popular Nuke Destination
The Completist's Genocide
You Will Be Shot On Sight
As Seen On Animal Planet
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
All Better Now Thanks To You
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Willing To Relocate For Work
A Mud Hole
One Doesn't Blow
On Loan From The U.S.
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
All Is Forbidden
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
South America's Middleman
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
#1 At Being #2
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
'F*** Everyone'
Right On The Equatorish
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
A Human Assembly Line
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
An Island Of Moochers
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
A Huge Waste Of Space
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Partners In War Crime
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
No Child Left Alive
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
The Catholic Disneyland
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
We Have No Beaches
Keep Your Chin Up!
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Why Read About Suriname?
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Terrorism's Farm Team
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Don't Breathe The Air
What Are You Looking At?
United In Circular Dancing
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
An Island Unto Itself
Plight Of The Living Dead
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
South Africa's South Africa
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
From Rags To Tatters
It's All Your Fault
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
President Bongo's Private Residence
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
A Bad Neighborhood
Okay, We Made This One Up
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Earth's Crawlspace
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Living High Off The Land
About Uzbekistan
The Land of Opportunism
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
The Baltic Drainage Region
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Oh, The Injustice!
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
True Rasta No Develop Country
A Mystical Land Of Junk
By Estee Lauder
Running On Fumes
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Goodbye, Cruel World
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Living Fat Off The Land
A Nation In Smithereens
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Bram Stoker's Romania
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Unstable At Last
The Haiti Of Europe
One Nation Above God
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
The Empty Promised Land
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Europe's Basement
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?

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