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SubheadingCountry
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Soon To Be Underwater
A Mud Hole
An Island Unto Itself
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Allah's Cat Box
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Nation In Smithereens
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Distended Belly Of Africa
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Definitely Possibly A Country
Okay, We Made This One Up
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Bram Stoker's Romania
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
President Bongo's Private Residence
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
God's Pratical Joke
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
True Rasta No Develop Country
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
By Estee Lauder
Willing To Relocate For Work
Plight Of The Living Dead
Still Searching For India
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
It's All Your Fault
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
The Worst Of Both Worlds
All Better Now Thanks To You
Europe's Basement
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Where Everything Is Legal
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
A Bad Neighborhood
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
As Seen On Animal Planet
Made In Taiwan
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
SubheadingCountry
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
An Agoraphobic's Hell
South America's Middleman
A Human Assembly Line
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Earth's Crawlspace
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Inhabitable By 2307
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
No Fat Chicks
Unstable At Last
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
One Nation Above God
They Had It Coming
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Running On Fumes
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
A Huge Waste Of Space
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Escaping The American Dream
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
The Land of Opportunism
Goodbye, Cruel World
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Keep Your Chin Up!
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
South Africa's South Africa
Why Read About Suriname?
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
One Doesn't Blow
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Don't Breathe The Air
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
The Baltic Drainage Region
'F*** Everyone'
From Rags To Tatters
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Mystical Land Of Junk
SubheadingCountry
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
We Have No Beaches
The Horror...The Horror...
A Popular Nuke Destination
Partners In War Crime
Living Fat Off The Land
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Free Admission On Sundays
The Haiti Of Europe
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
About Uzbekistan
All Is Forbidden
Please Don't Feed The Humans
#1 At Being #2
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
What Are You Looking At?
Workers Of The World, Survive!
No Child Left Alive
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
On Loan From The U.S.
Oh, The Injustice!
The Catholic Disneyland
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
How Low Can A Country Go?
An Island Of Moochers
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
You'll Only Find It On A Map
The Completist's Genocide
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
A To-Go Nation
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
The Empty Promised Land
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Money-Rich Nation
Living High Off The Land
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Ruled By Lemurs
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Right On The Equatorish
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
United In Circular Dancing
Neutral...Too Neutral
Terrorism's Farm Team
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem

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