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SubheadingCountry
Made In Taiwan
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
One Nation Above God
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Demoted To The Fourth World
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
From Rags To Tatters
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Oh, The Injustice!
Partners In War Crime
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A To-Go Nation
South America's Middleman
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Running On Fumes
About Uzbekistan
As Seen On Animal Planet
A Mystical Land Of Junk
The Haiti Of Europe
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
One Doesn't Blow
Bram Stoker's Romania
No Child Left Alive
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
A Mud Hole
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Right On The Equatorish
Still Searching For India
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
South Africa's South Africa
The Empty Promised Land
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
An Island Unto Itself
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Earth's Crawlspace
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
God's Pratical Joke
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
The Completist's Genocide
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
We Have No Beaches
SubheadingCountry
All Better Now Thanks To You
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Popular Nuke Destination
All Is Forbidden
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A Nation In Smithereens
The Catholic Disneyland
A Huge Waste Of Space
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
It's All Your Fault
How Low Can A Country Go?
Escaping The American Dream
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Definitely Possibly A Country
President Bongo's Private Residence
They Had It Coming
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
The Baltic Drainage Region
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
A Human Assembly Line
Living High Off The Land
You'll Only Find It On A Map
An Island Of Moochers
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Where Everything Is Legal
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Terrorism's Farm Team
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
'F*** Everyone'
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
#1 At Being #2
Keep Your Chin Up!
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
The Distended Belly Of Africa
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
By Estee Lauder
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Europe's Basement
Inhabitable By 2307
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
On Loan From The U.S.
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Living Fat Off The Land
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
United In Circular Dancing
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Free Admission On Sundays
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
True Rasta No Develop Country
Okay, We Made This One Up
Willing To Relocate For Work
SubheadingCountry
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
What Are You Looking At?
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Goodbye, Cruel World
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Money-Rich Nation
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Neutral...Too Neutral
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
No Fat Chicks
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Don't Breathe The Air
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Plight Of The Living Dead
Allah's Cat Box
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Bad Neighborhood
Soon To Be Underwater
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Why Read About Suriname?
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
You Will Be Shot On Sight
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
The Horror...The Horror...
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
The Land of Opportunism
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Unstable At Last
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Ruled By Lemurs
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
The Bridebasket Of Europe
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide

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