| Subheading | Country |
| No Fat Chicks | |
| South America's Middleman | |
| Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls | |
| Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country? | |
| All Is Forbidden | |
| 'Come On In-The Water's Fine!' | |
| Like A Zoo You Get Killed At | |
| The Baltic Drainage Region | |
| To Hezbollah In A Handbasket | |
| Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack | |
| Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest | |
| Badly In Need Of A Savior | |
| An Island Unto Itself | |
| [Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter] | |
| They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There | |
| Hard-Hitting, Explosive News | |
| Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs | |
| Oh, The Injustice! | |
| Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds | |
| Where Russians Are Sent To Die | |
| Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury | |
| A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide | |
| 'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us' | |
| The Final Resting Place Of Botswana | |
| Not To Be Confused With Macedonia | |
| A Popular Nuke Destination | |
| Going Through A Rebellious Phase | |
| Where Everything Is Legal | |
| The Bridebasket Of Europe | |
| Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia | |
| Earth's Crawlspace | |
| A To-Go Nation | |
| Demoted To The Fourth World | |
| Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start | |
| Neutral...Too Neutral | |
| An Island Of Moochers | |
| Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here | |
| What Are You Looking At? | |
| 'F*** Everyone' | |
| The Catholic Disneyland | |
| A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem | |
| A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation | |
| What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking? | |
| A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community | |
| South Africa's South Africa | |
| An Agoraphobic's Hell | |
| 'We're Happy Because You're Not Here' | |
| One Nation Above God | |
| 'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing' | |
| Properties Available, Inquire Today | |
| A Blood Diamond Is Forever | |
| Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them | |
| Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter | |
| The Completist's Genocide | |
| A Huge Waste Of Space | |
| Living High Off The Land | |
| Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable! | |
| Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta | |
| An Island Nation, Not A Disease | |
| The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis | |
| Manufacturing Crates Since 1837 | |
| The Empty Promised Land | |
| The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot | |