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SubheadingCountry
An Island Of Moochers
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
#1 At Being #2
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
The Bridebasket Of Europe
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
The Baltic Drainage Region
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
It's All Your Fault
They Had It Coming
Inhabitable By 2307
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
A Huge Waste Of Space
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Terrorism's Farm Team
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
How Low Can A Country Go?
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Partners In War Crime
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Still Searching For India
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
As Seen On Animal Planet
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Please Don't Feed The Humans
South Africa's South Africa
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Why Read About Suriname?
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
What Are You Looking At?
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
One Nation Above God
All Is Forbidden
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
A Bad Neighborhood
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Willing To Relocate For Work
Bram Stoker's Romania
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
SubheadingCountry
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
About Uzbekistan
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
You'll Only Find It On A Map
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
A To-Go Nation
A Human Assembly Line
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Right On The Equatorish
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Allah's Cat Box
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
An Island Unto Itself
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Ruled By Lemurs
Free Admission On Sundays
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Unstable At Last
Earth's Crawlspace
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Plight Of The Living Dead
God's Pratical Joke
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
By Estee Lauder
Living High Off The Land
The Land of Opportunism
The Catholic Disneyland
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
'F*** Everyone'
Europe's Basement
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Definitely Possibly A Country
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Made In Taiwan
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
A Popular Nuke Destination
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Don't Breathe The Air
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Soon To Be Underwater
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
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SubheadingCountry
Oh, The Injustice!
One Doesn't Blow
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Demoted To The Fourth World
No Child Left Alive
The Empty Promised Land
No Fat Chicks
On Loan From The U.S.
From Rags To Tatters
Where Everything Is Legal
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Okay, We Made This One Up
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A Nation In Smithereens
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
All Better Now Thanks To You
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
South America's Middleman
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
President Bongo's Private Residence
The Completist's Genocide
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
The Horror...The Horror...
A Mud Hole
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
The Worst Of Both Worlds
True Rasta No Develop Country
Escaping The American Dream
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Keep Your Chin Up!
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Living Fat Off The Land
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Neutral...Too Neutral
Goodbye, Cruel World
A Mystical Land Of Junk
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Running On Fumes
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
We Have No Beaches
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
United In Circular Dancing
A Money-Rich Nation
You Will Be Shot On Sight
The Haiti Of Europe
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury

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