Our Dumb World

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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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SubheadingCountry
Where People Go To Say They've Been
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
The Empty Promised Land
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Why Read About Suriname?
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
The Horror...The Horror...
Soon To Be Underwater
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
God's Pratical Joke
The Catholic Disneyland
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
It's All Your Fault
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
The Completist's Genocide
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
South Africa's South Africa
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Escaping The American Dream
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Bram Stoker's Romania
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
United In Circular Dancing
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
We Have No Beaches
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Living High Off The Land
Running On Fumes
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
They Had It Coming
One Nation Above God
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
A Nation In Smithereens
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
On Loan From The U.S.
What Are You Looking At?
How Low Can A Country Go?
#1 At Being #2
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
An Island Unto Itself
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
'F*** Everyone'
The Land of Opportunism
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
SubheadingCountry
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Plight Of The Living Dead
Free Admission On Sundays
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Partners In War Crime
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
South America's Middleman
A Bad Neighborhood
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Keep Your Chin Up!
A Mud Hole
Where Everything Is Legal
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Inhabitable By 2307
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
President Bongo's Private Residence
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Neutral...Too Neutral
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Allah's Cat Box
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Made In Taiwan
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Still Searching For India
About Uzbekistan
Don't Breathe The Air
From Rags To Tatters
The Baltic Drainage Region
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Definitely Possibly A Country
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
All Is Forbidden
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
A To-Go Nation
The Haiti Of Europe
Okay, We Made This One Up
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Unstable At Last
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Goodbye, Cruel World
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Demoted To The Fourth World
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
A Money-Rich Nation
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Right On The Equatorish
SubheadingCountry
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Europe's Basement
By Estee Lauder
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Popular Nuke Destination
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Willing To Relocate For Work
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
The Bridebasket Of Europe
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Earth's Crawlspace
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Huge Waste Of Space
Oh, The Injustice!
One Doesn't Blow
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
No Fat Chicks
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
A Mystical Land Of Junk
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
As Seen On Animal Planet
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
A Human Assembly Line
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Living Fat Off The Land
An Island Of Moochers
All Better Now Thanks To You
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Ruled By Lemurs
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Terrorism's Farm Team
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
True Rasta No Develop Country
No Child Left Alive
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds

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