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SubheadingCountry
Demoted To The Fourth World
From Rags To Tatters
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Willing To Relocate For Work
Bram Stoker's Romania
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
By Estee Lauder
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
President Bongo's Private Residence
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
An Island Unto Itself
One Nation Above God
A Mystical Land Of Junk
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
It's All Your Fault
A To-Go Nation
You'll Only Find It On A Map
The Empty Promised Land
On Loan From The U.S.
A Mud Hole
Neutral...Too Neutral
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Oh, The Injustice!
All Better Now Thanks To You
Ruled By Lemurs
Unstable At Last
Soon To Be Underwater
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Right On The Equatorish
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
A Human Assembly Line
We Have No Beaches
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
All Is Forbidden
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Definitely Possibly A Country
Still Searching For India
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Why Read About Suriname?
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Don't Breathe The Air
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
SubheadingCountry
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
True Rasta No Develop Country
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
No Fat Chicks
Earth's Crawlspace
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Escaping The American Dream
Living High Off The Land
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Goodbye, Cruel World
Keep Your Chin Up!
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
What Are You Looking At?
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
An Island Of Moochers
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
No Child Left Alive
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Where Everything Is Legal
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Okay, We Made This One Up
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Free Admission On Sundays
#1 At Being #2
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
God's Pratical Joke
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Properties Available, Inquire Today
One Doesn't Blow
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
The Completist's Genocide
Plight Of The Living Dead
About Uzbekistan
A Huge Waste Of Space
South America's Middleman
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
The Land of Opportunism
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Where People Go To Say They've Been
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
United In Circular Dancing
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Inhabitable By 2307
SubheadingCountry
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
They Had It Coming
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
A Money-Rich Nation
The Horror...The Horror...
South Africa's South Africa
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Badly In Need Of A Savior
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Running On Fumes
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
A Popular Nuke Destination
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Partners In War Crime
'F*** Everyone'
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
A Bad Neighborhood
Made In Taiwan
The Baltic Drainage Region
Europe's Basement
How Low Can A Country Go?
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Living Fat Off The Land
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
As Seen On Animal Planet
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
The Catholic Disneyland
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Allah's Cat Box
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
The Haiti Of Europe
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Nation In Smithereens
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Terrorism's Farm Team

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