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SubheadingCountry
Allah's Cat Box
An Island Unto Itself
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Neutral...Too Neutral
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
A Popular Nuke Destination
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
By Estee Lauder
Where People Go To Say They've Been
God's Pratical Joke
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Don't Breathe The Air
Badly In Need Of A Savior
South America's Middleman
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Why Read About Suriname?
A Human Assembly Line
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
An Island Of Moochers
All Is Forbidden
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
The Completist's Genocide
A Huge Waste Of Space
Made In Taiwan
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Free Admission On Sundays
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Partners In War Crime
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Land of Opportunism
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
President Bongo's Private Residence
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Where Everything Is Legal
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Europe's Basement
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
The Haiti Of Europe
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
SubheadingCountry
Goodbye, Cruel World
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Demoted To The Fourth World
One Doesn't Blow
Soon To Be Underwater
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Ruled By Lemurs
What Are You Looking At?
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Escaping The American Dream
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Running On Fumes
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Bad Neighborhood
An Agoraphobic's Hell
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
No Fat Chicks
Earth's Crawlspace
Living Fat Off The Land
South Africa's South Africa
The Catholic Disneyland
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
United In Circular Dancing
A Mud Hole
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Bram Stoker's Romania
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
No Child Left Alive
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
True Rasta No Develop Country
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
As Seen On Animal Planet
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
On Loan From The U.S.
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
'F*** Everyone'
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Terrorism's Farm Team
Okay, We Made This One Up
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Workers Of The World, Survive!
The Empty Promised Land
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
The Distended Belly Of Africa
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
SubheadingCountry
Plight Of The Living Dead
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Willing To Relocate For Work
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Living High Off The Land
We Have No Beaches
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
A Money-Rich Nation
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
The Baltic Drainage Region
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
#1 At Being #2
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
You'll Only Find It On A Map
From Rags To Tatters
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
About Uzbekistan
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Inhabitable By 2307
Keep Your Chin Up!
They Had It Coming
Definitely Possibly A Country
One Nation Above God
Still Searching For India
It's All Your Fault
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
How Low Can A Country Go?
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
A Nation In Smithereens
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Right On The Equatorish
The Horror...The Horror...
All Better Now Thanks To You
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Unstable At Last
A To-Go Nation
Oh, The Injustice!
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa

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