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SubheadingCountry
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Human Assembly Line
One Doesn't Blow
Ruled By Lemurs
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
How Low Can A Country Go?
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
All Better Now Thanks To You
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
A Nation In Smithereens
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Escaping The American Dream
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Worst Of Both Worlds
One Nation Above God
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Plight Of The Living Dead
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
They Had It Coming
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
On Loan From The U.S.
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Europe's Basement
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Running On Fumes
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Unstable At Last
Soon To Be Underwater
Living Fat Off The Land
Made In Taiwan
Bram Stoker's Romania
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
No Child Left Alive
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
The Completist's Genocide
From Rags To Tatters
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Living High Off The Land
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
SubheadingCountry
Neutral...Too Neutral
Definitely Possibly A Country
#1 At Being #2
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
The Baltic Drainage Region
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
God's Pratical Joke
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Okay, We Made This One Up
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Willing To Relocate For Work
An Island Unto Itself
The Catholic Disneyland
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Don't Breathe The Air
Badly In Need Of A Savior
South America's Middleman
'F*** Everyone'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Bad Neighborhood
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Demoted To The Fourth World
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Partners In War Crime
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
True Rasta No Develop Country
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Where Everything Is Legal
As Seen On Animal Planet
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
By Estee Lauder
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Why Read About Suriname?
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
All Is Forbidden
A Money-Rich Nation
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Keep Your Chin Up!
SubheadingCountry
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
No Fat Chicks
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
An Island Of Moochers
The Land of Opportunism
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Inhabitable By 2307
A Popular Nuke Destination
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
A Mud Hole
What Are You Looking At?
The Horror...The Horror...
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
United In Circular Dancing
Terrorism's Farm Team
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Free Admission On Sundays
About Uzbekistan
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
It's All Your Fault
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Huge Waste Of Space
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
South Africa's South Africa
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Still Searching For India
A To-Go Nation
Allah's Cat Box
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Right On The Equatorish
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
It's A Winter Wonderland!
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Goodbye, Cruel World
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Oh, The Injustice!
President Bongo's Private Residence
Workers Of The World, Survive!
We Have No Beaches
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
The Empty Promised Land
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Earth's Crawlspace
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
The Haiti Of Europe

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