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A Huge Waste Of Space
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Where People Go To Say They've Been
A To-Go Nation
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
One Nation Above God
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Ruled By Lemurs
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
The Haiti Of Europe
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Free Admission On Sundays
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Neutral...Too Neutral
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Made In Taiwan
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
All Is Forbidden
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
All Better Now Thanks To You
Escaping The American Dream
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Why Read About Suriname?
An Island Unto Itself
Right On The Equatorish
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
South Africa's South Africa
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Definitely Possibly A Country
#1 At Being #2
A Popular Nuke Destination
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
By Estee Lauder
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Living High Off The Land
God's Pratical Joke
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Plight Of The Living Dead
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
No Fat Chicks
Please Don't Feed The Humans
One Doesn't Blow
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Partners In War Crime
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
SubheadingCountry
Workers Of The World, Survive!
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
We Have No Beaches
How Low Can A Country Go?
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Don't Breathe The Air
What Are You Looking At?
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Earth's Crawlspace
The Worst Of Both Worlds
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
A Nation In Smithereens
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Inhabitable By 2307
It's A Winter Wonderland!
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Badly In Need Of A Savior
On Loan From The U.S.
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
South America's Middleman
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
United In Circular Dancing
Bram Stoker's Romania
'F*** Everyone'
A Mystical Land Of Junk
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
The Baltic Drainage Region
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Soon To Be Underwater
Keep Your Chin Up!
Still Searching For India
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
As Seen On Animal Planet
Unstable At Last
Oh, The Injustice!
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
About Uzbekistan
Where Everything Is Legal
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
True Rasta No Develop Country
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
SubheadingCountry
The Catholic Disneyland
They Had It Coming
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Living Fat Off The Land
A Money-Rich Nation
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Allah's Cat Box
No Child Left Alive
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
The Empty Promised Land
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
The Bridebasket Of Europe
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Willing To Relocate For Work
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
An Island Of Moochers
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
The Completist's Genocide
Europe's Basement
Demoted To The Fourth World
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Okay, We Made This One Up
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Horror...The Horror...
A Human Assembly Line
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Terrorism's Farm Team
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
The Land of Opportunism
A Mud Hole
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Running On Fumes
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Bad Neighborhood
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
From Rags To Tatters
Goodbye, Cruel World
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
President Bongo's Private Residence
It's All Your Fault
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them

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