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SubheadingCountry
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Allah's Cat Box
All Is Forbidden
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
The Worst Of Both Worlds
An Island Unto Itself
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
We Have No Beaches
South America's Middleman
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
They Had It Coming
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Unstable At Last
Why Read About Suriname?
An Island Of Moochers
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A Nation In Smithereens
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Free Admission On Sundays
The Bridebasket Of Europe
How Low Can A Country Go?
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
The Distended Belly Of Africa
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
The Horror...The Horror...
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
One Nation Above God
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Running On Fumes
No Fat Chicks
True Rasta No Develop Country
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
You'll Only Find It On A Map
A Money-Rich Nation
Living High Off The Land
Keep Your Chin Up!
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Made In Taiwan
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Earth's Crawlspace
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Terrorism's Farm Team
SubheadingCountry
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Definitely Possibly A Country
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Partners In War Crime
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
The Baltic Drainage Region
It's A Winter Wonderland!
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Where Everything Is Legal
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Huge Waste Of Space
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Human Assembly Line
Badly In Need Of A Savior
By Estee Lauder
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
The Empty Promised Land
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
President Bongo's Private Residence
It's All Your Fault
Willing To Relocate For Work
Oh, The Injustice!
'F*** Everyone'
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
A To-Go Nation
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Escaping The American Dream
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Europe's Basement
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
#1 At Being #2
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
One Doesn't Blow
A Popular Nuke Destination
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
From Rags To Tatters
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
SubheadingCountry
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Living Fat Off The Land
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
South Africa's South Africa
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
The Catholic Disneyland
Still Searching For India
About Uzbekistan
A Mud Hole
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
What Are You Looking At?
On Loan From The U.S.
Plight Of The Living Dead
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
The Completist's Genocide
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Right On The Equatorish
The Haiti Of Europe
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Goodbye, Cruel World
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
God's Pratical Joke
Bram Stoker's Romania
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
All Better Now Thanks To You
Okay, We Made This One Up
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Neutral...Too Neutral
Don't Breathe The Air
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
The Land of Opportunism
United In Circular Dancing
An Agoraphobic's Hell
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Inhabitable By 2307
No Child Left Alive
As Seen On Animal Planet
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
A Bad Neighborhood
Ruled By Lemurs
Soon To Be Underwater
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'

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