Our Dumb World

Random Literature or world Quiz

Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

How to Play
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Why Read About Suriname?
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Earth's Crawlspace
A Money-Rich Nation
It's All Your Fault
All Is Forbidden
Soon To Be Underwater
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
No Child Left Alive
The Catholic Disneyland
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
About Uzbekistan
Bram Stoker's Romania
Made In Taiwan
Living Fat Off The Land
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Partners In War Crime
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Plight Of The Living Dead
Okay, We Made This One Up
Living High Off The Land
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
#1 At Being #2
Demoted To The Fourth World
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
South America's Middleman
What Are You Looking At?
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Popular Nuke Destination
Running On Fumes
Willing To Relocate For Work
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Europe's Basement
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
By Estee Lauder
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
South Africa's South Africa
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Keep Your Chin Up!
Still Searching For India
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Ruled By Lemurs
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A Mud Hole
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
No Fat Chicks
It's A Winter Wonderland!
The Horror...The Horror...
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Goodbye, Cruel World
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
We Have No Beaches
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
They Had It Coming
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Right On The Equatorish
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
One Nation Above God
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
The Completist's Genocide
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
President Bongo's Private Residence
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
All Better Now Thanks To You
As Seen On Animal Planet
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Where Everything Is Legal
The Haiti Of Europe
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Terrorism's Farm Team
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
From Rags To Tatters
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Escaping The American Dream
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
God's Pratical Joke
The Distended Belly Of Africa
One Doesn't Blow
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
The Empty Promised Land
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
A Bad Neighborhood
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
'F*** Everyone'
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Definitely Possibly A Country
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Inhabitable By 2307
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Allah's Cat Box
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
True Rasta No Develop Country
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
How Low Can A Country Go?
An Island Of Moochers
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
The Land of Opportunism
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
A Nation In Smithereens
Unstable At Last
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Neutral...Too Neutral
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
The Baltic Drainage Region
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
You'll Only Find It On A Map
A Huge Waste Of Space
On Loan From The U.S.
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Where People Go To Say They've Been
United In Circular Dancing
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
A To-Go Nation
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Oh, The Injustice!
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Free Admission On Sundays
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Don't Breathe The Air
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
An Island Unto Itself
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
A Human Assembly Line
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter

Friend Scores

  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...


Created Jan 1, 2010Editor's PickReportNominate
Tags:country, world, dumb, entry, onion, subheading, The Onion