Our Dumb World

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Can you name the country by its entry subheading in The Onion's 'Our Dumb World'?

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Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Goodbye, Cruel World
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
The Worst Of Both Worlds
#1 At Being #2
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Willing To Relocate For Work
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Demoted To The Fourth World
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
From Rags To Tatters
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Inhabitable By 2307
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
A Bad Neighborhood
Ruled By Lemurs
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
God's Pratical Joke
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Okay, We Made This One Up
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
An Island Of Moochers
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
The Catholic Disneyland
Free Admission On Sundays
Soon To Be Underwater
A Mud Hole
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
All Better Now Thanks To You
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
It's All Your Fault
It's A Winter Wonderland!
The Horror...The Horror...
About Uzbekistan
Terrorism's Farm Team
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
One Doesn't Blow
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
No Fat Chicks
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Why Read About Suriname?
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
What Are You Looking At?
How Low Can A Country Go?
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
An Agoraphobic's Hell
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Right On The Equatorish
Don't Breathe The Air
Bram Stoker's Romania
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Escaping The American Dream
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Europe's Basement
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Made In Taiwan
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
A To-Go Nation
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Where People Go To Say They've Been
You'll Only Find It On A Map
True Rasta No Develop Country
South America's Middleman
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
One Nation Above God
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Neutral...Too Neutral
By Estee Lauder
Allah's Cat Box
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Running On Fumes
Where Everything Is Legal
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Living Fat Off The Land
We Have No Beaches
The Completist's Genocide
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
South Africa's South Africa
Unstable At Last
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
President Bongo's Private Residence
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Human Assembly Line
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Please Don't Feed The Humans
The Haiti Of Europe
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
A Nation In Smithereens
Living High Off The Land
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
A Money-Rich Nation
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
The Land of Opportunism
A Popular Nuke Destination
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
The Baltic Drainage Region
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Earth's Crawlspace
United In Circular Dancing
On Loan From The U.S.
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
An Island Unto Itself
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
They Had It Coming
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
The Empty Promised Land
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Keep Your Chin Up!
No Child Left Alive
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Oh, The Injustice!
As Seen On Animal Planet
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Properties Available, Inquire Today
All Is Forbidden
Partners In War Crime
Plight Of The Living Dead
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
A Huge Waste Of Space
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
'F*** Everyone'
Still Searching For India
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War

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