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Forced Order
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Willing To Relocate For Work
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Unstable At Last
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Partners In War Crime
Bram Stoker's Romania
'F*** Everyone'
Soon To Be Underwater
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Okay, We Made This One Up
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
The Catholic Disneyland
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
We Have No Beaches
The Land of Opportunism
Goodbye, Cruel World
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
How Low Can A Country Go?
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Keep Your Chin Up!
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
United In Circular Dancing
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Plight Of The Living Dead
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
One Nation Above God
No Fat Chicks
A Huge Waste Of Space
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Workers Of The World, Survive!
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
President Bongo's Private Residence
Free Admission On Sundays
All Better Now Thanks To You
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Allah's Cat Box
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
All Is Forbidden
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
A Money-Rich Nation
Oh, The Injustice!
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Right On The Equatorish
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
The Baltic Drainage Region
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Still Searching For India
Terrorism's Farm Team
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
An Island Of Moochers
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Running On Fumes
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
An Island Unto Itself
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Earth's Crawlspace
They Had It Coming
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Inhabitable By 2307
A Nation In Smithereens
As Seen On Animal Planet
What Are You Looking At?
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
A Mud Hole
Demoted To The Fourth World
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
The Horror...The Horror...
Made In Taiwan
Neutral...Too Neutral
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
South Africa's South Africa
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
On Loan From The U.S.
Ruled By Lemurs
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Mystical Land Of Junk
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Why Read About Suriname?
Where Everything Is Legal
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Where People Go To Say They've Been
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
It's All Your Fault
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Don't Breathe The Air
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
About Uzbekistan
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Living High Off The Land
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
No Child Left Alive
God's Pratical Joke
Escaping The American Dream
True Rasta No Develop Country
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
A Human Assembly Line
The Worst Of Both Worlds
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
One Doesn't Blow
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
The Haiti Of Europe
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
The Completist's Genocide
The Empty Promised Land
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
A To-Go Nation
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Living Fat Off The Land
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
South America's Middleman
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
An Agoraphobic's Hell
#1 At Being #2
A Popular Nuke Destination
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
You Will Be Shot On Sight
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
By Estee Lauder
From Rags To Tatters
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Europe's Basement
A Bad Neighborhood

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