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The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
President Bongo's Private Residence
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
The Land of Opportunism
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
We Have No Beaches
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
The Bridebasket Of Europe
South Africa's South Africa
Demoted To The Fourth World
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
About Uzbekistan
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
All Is Forbidden
Inhabitable By 2307
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
All Better Now Thanks To You
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
United In Circular Dancing
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
God's Pratical Joke
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
No Child Left Alive
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
The Empty Promised Land
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
The Distended Belly Of Africa
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
How Low Can A Country Go?
By Estee Lauder
What Are You Looking At?
Europe's Basement
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Why Read About Suriname?
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
An Island Of Moochers
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Properties Available, Inquire Today
One Doesn't Blow
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Ruled By Lemurs
Don't Breathe The Air
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Please Don't Feed The Humans
The Catholic Disneyland
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
One Nation Above God
Partners In War Crime
Where Everything Is Legal
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
A To-Go Nation
They Had It Coming
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
From Rags To Tatters
Goodbye, Cruel World
Soon To Be Underwater
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
It's All Your Fault
An Island Unto Itself
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Made In Taiwan
The Completist's Genocide
The Haiti Of Europe
Bram Stoker's Romania
Okay, We Made This One Up
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Willing To Relocate For Work
Keep Your Chin Up!
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Right On The Equatorish
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Living Fat Off The Land
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Oh, The Injustice!
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
A Nation In Smithereens
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Definitely Possibly A Country
Earth's Crawlspace
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
A Human Assembly Line
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
A Bad Neighborhood
#1 At Being #2
Terrorism's Farm Team
Living High Off The Land
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Escaping The American Dream
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Unstable At Last
On Loan From The U.S.
Neutral...Too Neutral
Still Searching For India
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Money-Rich Nation
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Popular Nuke Destination
The Baltic Drainage Region
You Will Be Shot On Sight
A Mud Hole
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
'F*** Everyone'
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Workers Of The World, Survive!
The Horror...The Horror...
No Fat Chicks
As Seen On Animal Planet
Plight Of The Living Dead
True Rasta No Develop Country
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Free Admission On Sundays
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Running On Fumes
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
A Huge Waste Of Space
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Where People Go To Say They've Been
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Allah's Cat Box
You'll Only Find It On A Map
South America's Middleman

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