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SubheadingCountry
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
A Nation In Smithereens
Definitely Possibly A Country
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Escaping The American Dream
Free Admission On Sundays
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
An Island Unto Itself
Running On Fumes
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Plight Of The Living Dead
As Seen On Animal Planet
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
It's All Your Fault
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Europe's Basement
Partners In War Crime
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
A Mud Hole
All Is Forbidden
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
President Bongo's Private Residence
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
A Money-Rich Nation
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Demoted To The Fourth World
South America's Middleman
Willing To Relocate For Work
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
#1 At Being #2
A Huge Waste Of Space
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
True Rasta No Develop Country
Oh, The Injustice!
Unstable At Last
Inhabitable By 2307
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Still Searching For India
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
'F*** Everyone'
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
The Completist's Genocide
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
The Bridebasket Of Europe
God's Pratical Joke
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
The Worst Of Both Worlds
The Horror...The Horror...
SubheadingCountry
South Africa's South Africa
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Living High Off The Land
A Human Assembly Line
No Fat Chicks
Why Read About Suriname?
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Bad Neighborhood
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Please Don't Feed The Humans
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Bram Stoker's Romania
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Where People Go To Say They've Been
A Popular Nuke Destination
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
From Rags To Tatters
Terrorism's Farm Team
It's A Winter Wonderland!
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
You Will Be Shot On Sight
By Estee Lauder
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
On Loan From The U.S.
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Don't Breathe The Air
United In Circular Dancing
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Where Everything Is Legal
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
A To-Go Nation
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Soon To Be Underwater
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Made In Taiwan
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Keep Your Chin Up!
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
The Catholic Disneyland
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
All Better Now Thanks To You
The Empty Promised Land
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
SubheadingCountry
What Are You Looking At?
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
No Child Left Alive
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Allah's Cat Box
They Had It Coming
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Goodbye, Cruel World
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
How Low Can A Country Go?
An Agoraphobic's Hell
The Baltic Drainage Region
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
One Doesn't Blow
We Have No Beaches
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Living Fat Off The Land
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
An Island Of Moochers
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Neutral...Too Neutral
Right On The Equatorish
Badly In Need Of A Savior
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
One Nation Above God
About Uzbekistan
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Ruled By Lemurs
Earth's Crawlspace
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Okay, We Made This One Up
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
A Mystical Land Of Junk
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
The Haiti Of Europe
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
The Land of Opportunism
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
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