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A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
All Is Forbidden
Running On Fumes
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
South America's Middleman
An Island Of Moochers
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
What Are You Looking At?
No Fat Chicks
No Child Left Alive
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
President Bongo's Private Residence
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Made In Taiwan
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Inhabitable By 2307
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
The Completist's Genocide
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Living High Off The Land
They Had It Coming
On Loan From The U.S.
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
By Estee Lauder
Earth's Crawlspace
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
The Baltic Drainage Region
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
The Catholic Disneyland
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Plight Of The Living Dead
A Bad Neighborhood
Okay, We Made This One Up
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Ruled By Lemurs
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
From Rags To Tatters
SubheadingCountry
A Popular Nuke Destination
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Terrorism's Farm Team
Europe's Basement
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
An Island Unto Itself
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
It's A Winter Wonderland!
We Have No Beaches
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
A Money-Rich Nation
Living Fat Off The Land
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Bram Stoker's Romania
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Escaping The American Dream
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Free Admission On Sundays
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
#1 At Being #2
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
The Land of Opportunism
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Why Read About Suriname?
Don't Breathe The Air
About Uzbekistan
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Allah's Cat Box
Definitely Possibly A Country
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
The Horror...The Horror...
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
One Nation Above God
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Demoted To The Fourth World
Properties Available, Inquire Today
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Oh, The Injustice!
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A Huge Waste Of Space
You Will Be Shot On Sight
True Rasta No Develop Country
Right On The Equatorish
SubheadingCountry
Still Searching For India
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Willing To Relocate For Work
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Keep Your Chin Up!
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
How Low Can A Country Go?
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
'F*** Everyone'
Where Everything Is Legal
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
As Seen On Animal Planet
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
All Better Now Thanks To You
One Doesn't Blow
Partners In War Crime
United In Circular Dancing
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
A Mud Hole
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
The Bridebasket Of Europe
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Goodbye, Cruel World
God's Pratical Joke
Neutral...Too Neutral
A Human Assembly Line
The Haiti Of Europe
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
A Nation In Smithereens
The Empty Promised Land
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
It's All Your Fault
Workers Of The World, Survive!
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A To-Go Nation
The Distended Belly Of Africa
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Soon To Be Underwater
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
South Africa's South Africa
Unstable At Last
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'

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