Our Dumb World

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Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Living High Off The Land
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
The Baltic Drainage Region
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
The Bridebasket Of Europe
Goodbye, Cruel World
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Oh, The Injustice!
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
A Mud Hole
God's Pratical Joke
The Catholic Disneyland
The Haiti Of Europe
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Partners In War Crime
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
No Child Left Alive
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Soon To Be Underwater
True Rasta No Develop Country
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Keep Your Chin Up!
A Mystical Land Of Junk
Earth's Crawlspace
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
A Human Assembly Line
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Terrorism's Farm Team
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
All Is Forbidden
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Europe's Basement
#1 At Being #2
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
A Popular Nuke Destination
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
An Agoraphobic's Hell
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A Nation In Smithereens
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Right On The Equatorish
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
One Doesn't Blow
Okay, We Made This One Up
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Please Don't Feed The Humans
One Nation Above God
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
Where Everything Is Legal
Why Read About Suriname?
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
On Loan From The U.S.
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Running On Fumes
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
Definitely Possibly A Country
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
A To-Go Nation
Ruled By Lemurs
Unstable At Last
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
'F*** Everyone'
By Estee Lauder
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Escaping The American Dream
Inhabitable By 2307
From Rags To Tatters
About Uzbekistan
A Bad Neighborhood
President Bongo's Private Residence
We Have No Beaches
The Worst Of Both Worlds
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Properties Available, Inquire Today
A Money-Rich Nation
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
How Low Can A Country Go?
Neutral...Too Neutral
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Made In Taiwan
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
They Had It Coming
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
As Seen On Animal Planet
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Living Fat Off The Land
A Huge Waste Of Space
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Plight Of The Living Dead
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Bram Stoker's Romania
The Horror...The Horror...
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
It's All Your Fault
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
The Land of Opportunism
United In Circular Dancing
Allah's Cat Box
An Island Of Moochers
What Are You Looking At?
Don't Breathe The Air
The Empty Promised Land
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Where People Go To Say They've Been
The Completist's Genocide
An Island Unto Itself
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
No Fat Chicks
Still Searching For India
Willing To Relocate For Work
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
All Better Now Thanks To You
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Free Admission On Sundays
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
South America's Middleman
South Africa's South Africa
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket

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