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Please Don't Feed The Humans
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
How Low Can A Country Go?
Don't Breathe The Air
It's All Your Fault
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Europe's Basement
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Neutral...Too Neutral
Plight Of The Living Dead
The Completist's Genocide
No Child Left Alive
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
South Africa's South Africa
True Rasta No Develop Country
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Partners In War Crime
Unstable At Last
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
About Uzbekistan
Bram Stoker's Romania
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
'F*** Everyone'
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Land of Opportunism
A Mystical Land Of Junk
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Keep Your Chin Up!
Living High Off The Land
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
The Catholic Disneyland
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
Workers Of The World, Survive!
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Oh, The Injustice!
A Money-Rich Nation
The Baltic Drainage Region
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
The Bridebasket Of Europe
One Nation Above God
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Still Searching For India
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
An Island Unto Itself
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Where People Go To Say They've Been
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Right On The Equatorish
Free Admission On Sundays
Properties Available, Inquire Today
#1 At Being #2
South America's Middleman
Escaping The American Dream
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
The Haiti Of Europe
Living Fat Off The Land
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Earth's Crawlspace
Terrorism's Farm Team
From Rags To Tatters
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
A Nation In Smithereens
All Is Forbidden
God's Pratical Joke
A Popular Nuke Destination
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
Soon To Be Underwater
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
A Human Assembly Line
Definitely Possibly A Country
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
Allah's Cat Box
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
One Doesn't Blow
Made In Taiwan
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
President Bongo's Private Residence
We Have No Beaches
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
They Had It Coming
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
All Better Now Thanks To You
What Are You Looking At?
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Running On Fumes
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Inhabitable By 2307
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
A To-Go Nation
The Worst Of Both Worlds
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Ruled By Lemurs
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
An Island Of Moochers
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Willing To Relocate For Work
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
United In Circular Dancing
A Mud Hole
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
On Loan From The U.S.
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
A Bad Neighborhood
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
The Horror...The Horror...
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
Where Everything Is Legal
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
Why Read About Suriname?
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
By Estee Lauder
A Huge Waste Of Space
As Seen On Animal Planet
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Goodbye, Cruel World
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Okay, We Made This One Up
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
No Fat Chicks
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
The Empty Promised Land
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer

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