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Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
A Bad Neighborhood
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
Bram Stoker's Romania
What Are You Looking At?
A Money-Rich Nation
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
Goodbye, Cruel World
Soon To Be Underwater
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
The Land of Opportunism
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
About Uzbekistan
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
Living Fat Off The Land
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
All Better Now Thanks To You
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
By Estee Lauder
Right On The Equatorish
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
We Have No Beaches
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
A Nation In Smithereens
The Catholic Disneyland
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
South America's Middleman
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
United In Circular Dancing
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
All Is Forbidden
Made In Taiwan
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Definitely Possibly A Country
A Popular Nuke Destination
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
You Will Be Shot On Sight
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
Running On Fumes
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
An Agoraphobic's Hell
An Island Of Moochers
The Completist's Genocide
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
An Island Unto Itself
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
Where Everything Is Legal
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Don't Breathe The Air
A Mud Hole
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
The Empty Promised Land
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Europe's Basement
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
A To-Go Nation
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Why Read About Suriname?
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Keep Your Chin Up!
The Horror...The Horror...
Terrorism's Farm Team
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
No Fat Chicks
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Plight Of The Living Dead
As Seen On Animal Planet
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Earth's Crawlspace
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
'F*** Everyone'
A Human Assembly Line
Oh, The Injustice!
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Living High Off The Land
No Child Left Alive
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Still Searching For India
It's A Winter Wonderland!
A Mystical Land Of Junk
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Unstable At Last
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Free Admission On Sundays
A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
They Had It Coming
God's Pratical Joke
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
The Haiti Of Europe
One Nation Above God
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
On Loan From The U.S.
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
One Doesn't Blow
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Neutral...Too Neutral
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Workers Of The World, Survive!
#1 At Being #2
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Demoted To The Fourth World
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
True Rasta No Develop Country
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
South Africa's South Africa
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
How Low Can A Country Go?
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter
Allah's Cat Box
Willing To Relocate For Work
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
The Bridebasket Of Europe
President Bongo's Private Residence
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Okay, We Made This One Up
A Huge Waste Of Space
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Partners In War Crime
It's All Your Fault
Escaping The American Dream
Ruled By Lemurs
The Baltic Drainage Region
From Rags To Tatters
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
Inhabitable By 2307
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer

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