Our Dumb World

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A Lush And Diverse Crime Scene
Just Not The Same Without The Civil War
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Running 26.2 Miles From Their Problems
Just Getting Out Of A Bad Inernational Relationship
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Now Hiring 2.4 Million Busboys
From Rags To Tatters
A Human Assembly Line
Definitely Possibly A Country
To Hezbollah In A Handbasket
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
An Allah-Inclusive Terrorist Resort
Home Of The Lovely Queen Rania
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section as Soon As The EU Accepts Them
A Money-Rich Nation
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Properties Available, Inquire Today
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Even More Chritian Than The Other Georgia
A Popular Nuke Destination
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Where Even The Elephants Take Bribes
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Congratulations, You Just Laughed At Thousands Of Starving People
The Worst Of Both Worlds
Welcome To The Official DPRK World Atlas Of North Korea Atlas Page! Nuclear Capable!
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
The Cutest Little Overpopulation Crisis
So 'Cold' From All The 'Ice'
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
A Nation In Smithereens
An Island Of Moochers
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
We Have No Beaches
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Please Don't Feed The Humans
'Come On In-The Water's Fine!'
Preventing Argentina From Enjoying The Pacific Ocean Since 1818
They Had It Coming
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
On Loan From The U.S.
Always With The G****** Pan Flutes
A Muslim Woman's Dream Hell
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Oh, The Injustice!
2,500 Years Past Its Prime
People At Their Most Beautiful, Humanity At Its Ugliest
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
All Is Forbidden
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Uncharted Desert Island Economy
The Baltic Drainage Region
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Keep Your Chin Up!
Where All Roads Lead To Serious Injury
Where Russians Are Sent To Die
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Huddled In the Corner Of Africa
A Proud Tradition Of Chocolate, And Also Some Other Stuff
At Least We're Not Democratic Republic Of Congo
Right On The Equatorish
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Warning: This Page Will Self-Destruct In 10 Seconds
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
As Seen On Animal Planet
Inhabitable By 2307
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
They Are Called 'Kyrgyz,' And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Free Admission On Sundays
The Land of Opportunism
Why Read About Suriname?
Allah's Cat Box
So Sorry For Getting Nuked
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
The Catholic Disneyland
About Uzbekistan
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Nobel Prize Winner For Great Cheekbones
God's Pratical Joke
No Child Left Alive
All Better Now Thanks To You
Europe's Basement
By Estee Lauder
Still Searching For India
Neutral...Too Neutral
A Mud Hole
Living Fat Off The Land
United In Circular Dancing
Demoted To The Fourth World
A Huge Waste Of Space
Plight Of The Living Dead
It's All Your Fault
South America's Middleman
South Africa's South Africa
Yo Ho Ho And An Untracable Income
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Bram Stoker's Romania
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Unstable At Last
Partners In War Crime
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
'Please...Give Us...Water...'
The Horror...The Horror...
Made In Taiwan
One Nation Above God
Badly In Need Of A Savior
Blowing Their Pot O'Gold On Whiskey
Don't Breathe The Air
The Haiti Of Europe
[Subtitle is replaced by copy of a fake e-mail spam letter]
The World's Only Seven-Star Nation
#1 At Being #2
True Rasta No Develop Country
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Going Through A Rebellious Phase
The Bridebasket Of Europe
The Empty Promised Land
One Doesn't Blow
'Wah, Wah, Wah, The Turks Were Mean To Us'
Escaping The American Dream
President Bongo's Private Residence
'F*** Everyone'
You'll Only Find It On A Map
The Completist's Genocide
Workers Of The World, Survive!
Birtplace Of Classical Muzak
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Earth's Crawlspace
A To-Go Nation
'So We've Done A Little Ethnic Cleansing'
Holy Living F*** - They Still Have Slaves Here
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
An Agoraphobic's Hell
Making Its Own Sad, Poor Way
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Please Remove Your Shoes Before Reading This
No Fat Chicks
Ruled By Lemurs
Manufacturing Crates Since 1837
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Genocide-Free Since April 11, 1946
Willing To Relocate For Work
Latitude 27 South, Longitude 57 West - That's All We've Got
A Bad Neighborhood
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Okay, We Made This One Up
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
What Are You Looking At?
In A World...Where Nothing Is What It Seems...
How Low Can A Country Go?
This Luggage Isn't Going To Move Itself
Living High Off The Land
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Suppressing The Urge To Chop You In Half With An Axe
Rotate Page 360 Degrees To Read
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Where Everything Is Legal
Goodbye, Cruel World
'We're Happy Because You're Not Here'
A History Of Exploitation and Colonialism Marred By Mass Suicide
Ancestral Homeland Of The Goods
Where Dirt Gets The Death Penalty
Terrorism's Farm Team
A Mystical Land Of Junk
For The United States, See Pages 9-22
In Africa's Success Story, A Hidden Genocide
Running On Fumes
Soon To Be Underwater
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
An Island Unto Itself
The Land That Time, Newsweek, And USA Today Forgot
You Are Most Welcome...To Get Out of Syria!
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
A Country Divided Exactly In Half
Currently In A Battered-Nation Shelter

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