| Question | Answer |
| Whats Helen Keller's Favorite Color? | |
| Who has two speeds: walk and kill? | |
| Who sweats justice? | |
| Love does not hurt. But who does ? | |
| Who's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush? | |
| Why don't aliens invade Earth? | |
| What else will survive nuclear bomb radiation besides cockroaches? | |
| Who changed the Bermuda square into a triangle when he knocked off a corner? | |
| Who does the Boogyman look for when it goes to bed? | |
| When Chuck Norris was in a knife fight who lost? | |