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Glee Quotes: Showmance
I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. You the hot young lead and me the stunning young ingénue everyone roots for.
You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important.
Uh, well, she, um, had to have her prostate come out.
There is no joy in these kids! They feel invisible, that's why every one of them has a MySpace page!
See, I might look like I'm confident and everything, but I really struggle with the same things other kids do, peer pressure, bacne.
That's sloppy! You're sloppy, babies. It's just disgraceful. And I want the agony out of your eyes. Uh-uh Lance, don't you start crying.
Your resentment... is delicious.
You think this is hard? Try being water boarded THAT'S hard.
You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps.
There is nothing ironic about show choir.
You're very talented... Yeah, I would know I'm very talented too.
You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis THAT'S hard.
Aw, hell to the naw. I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
But Will, I'm on my feet 4 hours a day 3 days a week here!
You would think that all the boys would totally want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me far too busy to date.
Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches or I'm allergic to nighttime? Those things... not really true.
Last month they held down one of their teammates and shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me... Oh god don't you love a good monkey.
Come on, accounting is sexy!
You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
I'm halfway done with almost all of it Mr. Schue.
Being a part of something special makes you special, right?
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