Glee Quotes: Pilot

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Can you name the Quotes from Glee (Pilot, Season 1, Episode 1)?

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Last month they held down one of their teammates and shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
You're very talented... Yeah, I would know I'm very talented too.
You would think that all the boys would totally want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me far too busy to date.
I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. You the hot young lead and me the stunning young ingénue everyone roots for.
Being a part of something special makes you special, right?
There is nothing ironic about show choir.
You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
Your resentment... is delicious.
You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps.
You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis THAT'S hard.
That's sloppy! You're sloppy, babies. It's just disgraceful. And I want the agony out of your eyes. Uh-uh Lance, don't you start crying.
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You think this is hard? Try being water boarded THAT'S hard.
Aw, hell to the naw. I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches or I'm allergic to nighttime? Those things... not really true.
Come on, accounting is sexy!
Uh, well, she, um, had to have her prostate come out.
My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me... Oh god don't you love a good monkey.
There is no joy in these kids! They feel invisible, that's why every one of them has a MySpace page!
See, I might look like I'm confident and everything, but I really struggle with the same things other kids do, peer pressure, bacne.
You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important.
But Will, I'm on my feet 4 hours a day 3 days a week here!
I'm halfway done with almost all of it Mr. Schue.

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