Glee Quotes: Pilot

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I'm halfway done with almost all of it Mr. Schue.
Your resentment... is delicious.
I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. You the hot young lead and me the stunning young ingénue everyone roots for.
See, I might look like I'm confident and everything, but I really struggle with the same things other kids do, peer pressure, bacne.
Being a part of something special makes you special, right?
My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me... Oh god don't you love a good monkey.
You think this is hard? Try being water boarded THAT'S hard.
You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis THAT'S hard.
Come on, accounting is sexy!
You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important.
But Will, I'm on my feet 4 hours a day 3 days a week here!
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You're very talented... Yeah, I would know I'm very talented too.
That's sloppy! You're sloppy, babies. It's just disgraceful. And I want the agony out of your eyes. Uh-uh Lance, don't you start crying.
You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps.
Aw, hell to the naw. I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches or I'm allergic to nighttime? Those things... not really true.
There is no joy in these kids! They feel invisible, that's why every one of them has a MySpace page!
Last month they held down one of their teammates and shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
There is nothing ironic about show choir.
You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
You would think that all the boys would totally want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me far too busy to date.
Uh, well, she, um, had to have her prostate come out.

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