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See, I might look like I'm confident and everything, but I really struggle with the same things other kids do, peer pressure, bacne.
My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me... Oh god don't you love a good monkey.
Last month they held down one of their teammates and shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.
I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. You the hot young lead and me the stunning young ingénue everyone roots for.
You would think that all the boys would totally want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me far too busy to date.
Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches or I'm allergic to nighttime? Those things... not really true.
You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis THAT'S hard.
I'm halfway done with almost all of it Mr. Schue.
There is no joy in these kids! They feel invisible, that's why every one of them has a MySpace page!
Your resentment... is delicious.
You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
That's sloppy! You're sloppy, babies. It's just disgraceful. And I want the agony out of your eyes. Uh-uh Lance, don't you start crying.
Being a part of something special makes you special, right?
Aw, hell to the naw. I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
Uh, well, she, um, had to have her prostate come out.
But Will, I'm on my feet 4 hours a day 3 days a week here!
You think this is hard? Try being water boarded THAT'S hard.
There is nothing ironic about show choir.
You're very talented... Yeah, I would know I'm very talented too.
You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important.
You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps.
Come on, accounting is sexy!

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