| Quote | Person |
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| You're very talented... Yeah, I would know I'm very talented too. | |
| Your resentment... is delicious. | |
| My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me... Oh god don't you love a good monkey. | |
| See, I might look like I'm confident and everything, but I really struggle with the same things other kids do, peer pressure, bacne. | |
| You might laugh because every time I sign my name I put a gold star after it, but it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. | |
| You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof. | |
| But Will, I'm on my feet 4 hours a day 3 days a week here! | |
| Aw, hell to the naw. I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce, I ain't no Kelly Rowland. | |
| Being a part of something special makes you special, right? | |
| Come on, accounting is sexy! | |
| Last month they held down one of their teammates and shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy. | |
| | Quote | Person |
|---|
| You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis THAT'S hard. | |
| I think the rest of the team expects us to become an item. You the hot young lead and me the stunning young ingénue everyone roots for. | |
| That's sloppy! You're sloppy, babies. It's just disgraceful. And I want the agony out of your eyes. Uh-uh Lance, don't you start crying. | |
| You think this is hard? Try being water boarded THAT'S hard. | |
| Uh, well, she, um, had to have her prostate come out. | |
| Or I tell you I'm suffering from cluster headaches or I'm allergic to nighttime? Those things... not really true. | |
| There is nothing ironic about show choir. | |
| I'm halfway done with almost all of it Mr. Schue. | |
| You would think that all the boys would totally want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me far too busy to date. | |
| You don't listen, you do laps. You mouth off, you do laps. | |
| There is no joy in these kids! They feel invisible, that's why every one of them has a MySpace page! | |
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The Simpsons
Family Guy
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
