| Quote | Person |
|---|
| If you want a good review, show me your over-the-shoulder boulder holder | |
| It’s clear that my talent is too big for an ensemble | |
| Do I have to put my fingers in the holes [bowling ball]? Couldn’t there be diseases in there or something? | |
| You’re the most talented person I know. Even more than that guy at the mall who can juggle chain saws | |
| All the great actresses take their clothes off | |
| Emma, I’d love to play “This Is Your Life”. But Lord Google demands my attention | |
| That Rachel chick makes me want to light myself on fire but she can sing | |
| I’m the only one who can do the triple flip | |
| | Quote | Person |
|---|
| That’s a really good sign. It means the baby’s not a mongoloid | |
| I realized being a star didn’t make me feel as special as being your friend | |
| I once got a cake out of a kid’s birthday party- with the candles still lit! | |
| Seriously, I bet you thought Bert and Ernie were just roommates | |
| In lieu of flowers please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice | |
| Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy | |
| Sober? I’m rollin’ on a fistful of horse tranquilizers | |
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