| Quote | Person |
|---|
| Let’s do the number and then after that we can build a house for Habitat for Humanity | |
| Glee is supposed to be about what’s inside your heart, not what’s coursing through your veins | |
| My mom says I’m stretched too thin so I gave up homework, but that didn’t help | |
| Every day I say I have a headache and I sleep for three hours. I haven’t attended a math class in two years | |
| I’m nothing like A-rod, ok? I’d never take steroids. They make your junk fall off | |
| We’re dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them. Without it, their bones won’t grow properly | |
| And without those endorsements, I won’t be able to buy my hovercraft | |
| You might think that there’s some king of competition going on between you and I but that’s like saying a nail is competing with a hammer | |
| | Quote | Person |
|---|
| Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating moth breathers it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain | |
| I don’t understand how lightning is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool | |
| I’ve always thought the desire to procreate showed deep, personal weakness | |
| They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers | |
| You’re actually a good singer, Quinn. Occasionally sharp but that’s just because you lack my years of training | |
| All I know is that I got vaporized on level two. Level two! And I didn’t even have the energy to care | |
| I’m trying to ignore the treacly sweet inanity of your asinine conversation, but now I’ve got bile in my mouth | |
| And I’ve sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied by the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens | |
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