| Line | Commercial |
| _______, apply directly to the forehead. | |
| Blankets are OK but they can slip and slide! | |
| This tuna is BORING. | |
| Where did I park my car? Oh no... | |
| This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV! | |
| Why buy a mattress anywhere else? | |
| Sitting and standing's a breeze! | |
| I used a hand-mixer for cheesecake. It was a pain in the... | |
| GO MEAT! | |
| Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow | |
| The kind of ingredients you wouldn't except to find in a f***** dinner. | |