| Description | Character |
| 1. Big-Boned, loves cheesy poofs, red shirt | |
| 2. Jew, wears green hat | |
| 3. blue hat, brown shirt, sister shelley | |
| 4. poor, orange jacket | |
| 5.uses arm crutches | |
| 6. Can only say his own name | |
| 7. school counselor | |
| 8. teacher of students | |
| 9. # 2's canadian adopted brother | |
| 10. # 3's girlfriend | |
| 11. blonde kid, strict parents, nickname Faggot | |
| | Description | Character |
| 12. cooks food for kids at school | |
| 13. Son of God | |
| 14. Evil prince of darkness | |
| 15. # 14's boyfriend | |
| 16. Christmas poo | |
| 17. letter 'T' on his shirt, canadian | |
| 18. letter 'P' on his shirt, also canadian | |
| 19. english kid, no one likes him | |
| 20. Mormon kid new in SP | |
| 21.super gay, wears blue scarf, pink shirt | |
| 22. married to # 21. | |
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