| Title | Author |
| Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man | |
| Without Feathers | |
| He's Just Not That Into You | |
| Nothing's Sacred | |
| My Booky Wook: A Memoir of Sex, Drugs, and Stand-Up | |
| How to Talk Dirty and Influence People | |
| Dirty Jokes and Beer | |
| Brain Droppings | |
| I Am America And So Can You | |
| Fatherhood | |
| I Drink for a Reason | |
| It's Not Easy Being Me | |
| My Point... And I Do Have One | |
| No Shirt, No Shoes... No Problem | |
| Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot | |
| Book | |
| Official Book Club Selection | |
| My Horizontal Life | |
| My Life in Jokes | |
| Quick Shots of False Hope | |
| The Amorous Busboy of Decatur Avenue | |
| Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks | |
| Too Fat to Fish | |
| Git-R-Done | |
| No Cure for Cancer | |