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| You take the good, you take the bad... | |
| New boy in the neighborhood lives downstairs and it's understood... | |
| What would you do if I sang out of tune... | |
| Show me that smile again, don't waste another minute on your cryin'... | |
| There's a time for love and a time for living. You take a chance and face the wind... | |
| Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated… We're gonna do it... | |
| A horse is a horse of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse... | |
| Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed... | |
| Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you...... | |
| I bet we been together for a million years. And I bet we'll be together for a million more... | |
| Streaks on the china never mattered before... | |
| They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky... | |
| Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip... | |
| Tell me why, I love you like I do. Tell me who, could stop my heart as much as you... | |
| Hangin' out. Down the street, the same old thing we did last week... | |
| Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down... | |
| Men men men men, manly men men men... | |
| Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to rearrange. Sometimes you just get a feeling... | |
| Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about... | |
| It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV... | |
Opening Rap Lyrics
Opening Lyrics - TV Edition II
Opening Lyrics IV
