| Quote | TV Show |
|---|
| To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. | |
| Jane, you ignorant slut. | |
| I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks. | |
| As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly. | |
| Screw you guys, I'm going home. | |
| Serenity now! | |
| That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. | |
| Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts. | |
| Bracelet Buddies.. oh my god, that's what they'll call us! | |
| One of these days … one of these days … POW, right in the kisser! | |
| Kiss my GRITS!! | |
| Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump OVER a shark! | |
| This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell outta here. | |
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